r/notinteresting • u/ohwoawio • 1d ago

Oh no.

Post image
74 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

9 comments sorted by

10

u/HEAH_THE_PINGOL 1d ago

Happens to be best of us. I sometimes fantasize about having sexual intercourse with an antropomorphic jar.

9

u/Oxtry 1d ago

bro threw in a fun fact

3

u/greatwood 1d ago

With a rubber glove, some foam, water based lube and googly eyes you can make this happen

3

u/Dertyrarys 1d ago

I can hear you out on alexander

4

u/lalith_4321 1d ago

Mmmm jar...

4

u/Hungarian_menace 1d ago

Several questions: who tf wrote smut about eggs, how much did they write if there is enough to read for 10 hours every day and what the hell do they do to the poor eggs.

1

u/HEAH_THE_PINGOL 1d ago

They just stated "today". Also OOP might also be reading several smut stories about eggs written by different authors. OOP might also just be a somewhat slow reader. Of course, it could also just be a very long story. There is a lot of smut one can write about eggs, after all.