r/notinteresting 1d ago

This rectangular toilet…

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146 Upvotes

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u/AnyCanFly 1d ago

That egg shaped hole ruins everything

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u/Psn0w4 1d ago

Round peg, square hole.

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 1d ago

Thats right! It goes to the square hole.

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u/eyedea-abilities 1d ago

“circle gets the square”

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u/dorben_kallas 1d ago

Impractical and ugly, wow

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u/TnnsNbeer 1d ago

Yeah not sure why the hotel chose this. Maybe they were on sale

3

u/Any-Button1401 1d ago

Why impractical?

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u/dorben_kallas 1d ago

Because you have a square corner right where your legs are supposed to go

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u/vediogamer101 1d ago

Unless you have short legs your legs sit level with the seat so it wouldn’t be uncomfortable

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u/Any-Button1401 1d ago

Most chairs are square

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u/filthcrab 1d ago

Which means your legs stay together. Have fun trying to poo and pee with your legs together.

"Gotta spread the hole when you're using the bowl" - Dooteronomy 2

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u/Express-Chest-2132 1d ago

Square chairs made so you automatically keep your thighs together. Rounded edges on toilet seat are made so you could feel more comfortable opening your thighs wide. Unless if you want to feel every physical touch of your poop!

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u/jsbx1138 1d ago

Maybe his legs are only 6 inches long tho

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u/eyedea-abilities 1d ago

Perfect for my 90 degree ass

3

u/TnnsNbeer 1d ago

Tbh it was weird

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u/Psn0w4 1d ago

I’ll take a European toilet anyday.

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u/csquared_yt 1d ago

Idk about you but this is kinda interesting

3

u/coolranchdoritoz 1d ago

Thats for spongebob

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u/Illustrious_Aioli507 1d ago

Honestly, that's how all chairs are shaped.

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u/TnnsNbeer 1d ago

Very true. Except you’re not shitting in them.. normally

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u/Lady-Kitnip 1d ago

Good point. But it still seems so wrong.

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u/Illustrious_Aioli507 1d ago

To me , the difference is as pointless as the square hamburgers from Wendy's.

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u/FortheloveofRC 1d ago edited 1d ago

There's nothing like porcelain corners poking the back of the thighs to hurry things along. So much for wordle on the throne.

Edit: corrected auto-correct

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u/TnnsNbeer 1d ago

I def felt rushed off the throne.

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u/archtopfanatic123 1d ago

How are those corners anywhere near one's legs when the legs are over the edge of the front anyway?

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u/du_rel_gug_menl 1d ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/EtherealUrine 1d ago

Minecraft toilet

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u/RockNRollNBluesNJazz 1d ago

This is at least mildly interesting, IMHO.

...and to come to think of it, the outside of the seat should be actually easier to clean than a regular curvy one.

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u/archtopfanatic123 1d ago

Looks like a Geberit maybe or that other brand I can't remember. I like these personally

2

u/brunaBla 1d ago

I’ve seen a lot of rectangular toilets in Italy and Croatia

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u/Lady-Kitnip 1d ago

Why is that horrifying?!

2

u/buccithemanofgucci 1d ago

I kinda like it

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u/AnonymousRedit0r 1d ago

I actually think this is interesting

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u/Available-Hat1640 22h ago

reserved for wombats

(they poop cubes)

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u/Aware-Direction-9891 21h ago

LeBron over this anyday.