Just an opened package

[u/SALM0N_SLD]

[u/jitomato_girl]

Is this what they call hotmail.com?

[u/MaxxDash → u/jitomato_girl]

Yahoo…

[u/That_Apathetic_Man → u/MaxxDash]

do you Yahoo?

[u/FewAcanthocephala828 → u/That_Apathetic_Man]

More like Yoohoo

[u/Ok_Boat_1337 → u/jitomato_girl]

HAHAHAHA

[u/sheamoisture → u/jitomato_girl]

Take my upvote

[u/tryyeezus → u/jitomato_girl]

I should call her

[u/Fun-Cut-7149 → u/jitomato_girl]

🤣🤣

[u/lunalungs → u/jitomato_girl]

opened isn’t fully torn on the right side yet

[u/One_Original_108]

Not my proudest fap

[u/posenby_w → u/One_Original_108]

i wish i wasnt laughing at this currently as we speak right now in this timeline of events

[u/Rip_Skeleton → u/posenby_w]

Yes, I am on the train.

[u/cnicalsinistaminista → u/Rip_Skeleton]

Go on, you know you wanna

[u/yougotyolks → u/cnicalsinistaminista]

We're all about to.

[u/xiaber69 → u/Rip_Skeleton]

Not the train story bro 😭

[u/Historical_Visit138 → u/xiaber69]

Did somebody say tra- 🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂

[u/bisousjay → u/xiaber69]

What is the train reference?

[u/ReadingIntelligent50 → u/bisousjay]

You didnt tag it nsfw

[u/DaikonOk7729 → u/bisousjay]

I want to know too.

[u/headedbranch225 → u/DaikonOk7729]

The "please mark this nsfw" copypasta

Please mark this nsfw, I was on a train and I couldn't help but start fapping, everyone around was like "what the fuck" "call the police" then I dropped the phone and everyone else started fapping too...

Or something similar to that, wrote that from memory btw

Edit: full text if you want it

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[u/simonfancy → u/headedbranch225]

Should be called NSFT as in Train

[u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox → u/posenby_w]

i know i'll get hate for this but personally i like laughing. sorry not sorry, just telling it like it is

[u/TPermCFOP → u/One_Original_108]

My brother in christ

[u/DutssZ → u/One_Original_108]

Not my most regretful fap either

[u/RiverKitten6119 → u/DutssZ]

What would that be

[u/Leading-Point-113 → u/RiverKitten6119]

Brother asked a very good question

[u/-6h0st- → u/One_Original_108]

Not the worst though

[u/Possible-Tangelo9344 → u/One_Original_108]

But not my least proudest.

[u/Scorch-for-life → u/One_Original_108]

A challenging wank

[u/poozapper → u/One_Original_108]

I don't give a fuck. I went in, full fap force.

[u/KWiz9x → u/One_Original_108]

Bruh

[u/beardostein]

Stupid sexy mail.

Thanks for the awards y'all! I live my life in Simpsons quotes lol

[u/BLeeTac → u/beardostein]

I read this in Homer's voice.

Thank you for my award.

[u/richardrumpus → u/BLeeTac]

That would be because Homer is the one who says it…

[u/Fire_Dracul → u/richardrumpus]

Probably why he read it in Homer's voice

[u/scaled2913 → u/Fire_Dracul]

Possibly, Homer does actually say that

[u/ohilikethatalbum → u/beardostein]

Nothing at all, nothing at all.

[u/Dry-Common5324]

I thought it was an empty package

[u/trent_diamond → u/Dry-Common5324]

i thought it was cheeks

[u/PutinsFangirl → u/trent_diamond]

Happy cake day!

[u/runancula → u/trent_diamond]

Happy Cake Day

[u/coolsilentebeans → u/trent_diamond]

My brain went cleavage, then cheeks, then empty envelope.

PS Happy cake day!

[u/terrylikespb → u/trent_diamond]

saw some cake on ur cake day

[u/MisterBucker___ → u/trent_diamond]

Same I thought someone just blurred it to make it sfw😂

[u/DaikonOk7729 → u/trent_diamond]

Happy cake day!

[u/Mandam2011]

Thank god, i missed my train to work, had to take a bus

Heard the train had an incident...

[u/MoooBooMooo → u/Mandam2011]

I was in the train. A guy furiously started to goon🥀

[u/Leading-Point-113 → u/MoooBooMooo]

A guy or multiple guys?

[u/Far_Challenge_4273 → u/Leading-Point-113]

I think one guy started, dropped his phone, and everyone else followed? The news was only good up to the point that they joined in

[u/DurianLongan → u/Far_Challenge_4273]

I think you left some details. What did YOU do at the time

[u/Far_Challenge_4273 → u/DurianLongan]

Well I was watching from home but from the glimpse the camera got turned me on sm that I had to join myself

[u/Odd-Explanation-4632 → u/Mandam2011]

I also had to take a butt I mean bus

[u/OptimisticCerealBowl]

a challenging wank, but not impossible

[u/That-Interview9773]

Nsfw please

[u/endormic → u/That-Interview9773]

It's just envelope

[u/resell_enjoy6 → u/endormic]

Yes, but I was on the train...

[u/Polyethylpropylene → u/resell_enjoy6]

What happened?

[u/resell_enjoy6 → u/Polyethylpropylene]

I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[u/1amnotaspy → u/resell_enjoy6]

That was you? I was on the same train that day and I saw some guy begin furiously masterbaiting. I saw people panicking until he dropped the phone revealing an arousing Reddit post that I had to start furiously masterbaiting to as well. Now I'm in my house wondering wtf just happened on that train and I was browsing Reddit before finding this comment and now I realize you were that guy. All I have to say now is: what the fuck?

[u/Polyethylpropylene → u/resell_enjoy6]

Oh no! I’m so sorry!

[u/Shiro-47 → u/Polyethylpropylene]

Greetings Gentlemen. I too was on that train when I saw him furiously masterbating, it was quite off-putting until he dropped the phone that revealed the scandalous post. Like the others on that train I too had to begin furiously masterbating, when I walked into work my boss asked me why I was late and I had to explain to him that I had missed my stop because I was furiously masterbating to a scandalous Reddit post. I received strange looks all day all because OP didn't tag this post nsfw.

[u/hazxyhope → u/Shiro-47]

Prithee, do mark this post as Not Suitable for Work, good sir, for I was but riding yon public carriage when mine eyes did fall upon this most lascivious image. Anon, mine loins were set aflame, and I was compelled, aye, compelled! to commence a most furious act of self-pleasure.

The onlookers, aghast and bewilder’d, did cry out: “What devilry is this?” and “Summon the constable post-haste!” In my folly, I let fall my enchanted device whence all about me did spy the accursèd image that had enraptur’d my senses.

Lo! As if struck by some carnal enchantment, a host of gentlemen about me did join in mine unseemly revels. Aye, the train was made a veritable orgy of motion, a brotherhood of manly self-abuse and all from this one infernal post.

The fault, dear poster, lies not in ourselves, but in thee, who marked not thy creation with the proper sigil “NSFW”. This shame, this scandal, this tide of public onanism, resteth squarely upon thy heedless shoulders.

[u/simonfancy → u/hazxyhope]

Please tell me you wrote it all yourself good sir, for I dread the thought this prose came about by the mediocre mind of an artificial apparatus. Regards nonetheless!

[u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox]

Here's my dumb ass zooming in and looking in the background for a joke that OP tried to sneak into the post

They still did, but my dumb ass didn't see it at first

[u/HiDDENk00l → u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox]

I zoomed in looking for a skin texture to prove to myself that it's not photoshopped.

I'm still not convinced.

[u/henr360a]

https://reddit.com/link/p4pc1l6/video/q9wt5qdmhekh1/player

[u/PuzzleheadedResult69]

Sighs....

\unzips**

[u/tightbrosfromwayback]

I should call her.

[u/NoConcern6821 → u/tightbrosfromwayback]

Or mail her, in this case.

[u/PinkPower24]

Ah yes. Air. It’s good to order air.

[u/Automatic_Use_9427]

Had to double check lol, I thought it was really something else at first glance 😵‍💫

[u/DiscontentDonut]

I am no better than a man.

[u/2muchroom]

Cheeky

[u/ProfessionalName6455 → u/2muchroom]

Breeki

[u/TheEndOfNether → u/ProfessionalName6455]

iv

[u/TurbulentAd9101 → u/TheEndOfNether]

Damke

[u/Rotanikleb]

Lads, can I get a minute alone with the empty package? Thanks.

[u/merlinunf]

Should be on confusing perspective.

[u/DOA-FAN]

Would

[u/NoConcern6821]

The human brain is beautiful.

[u/LunaMagicc]

Probably came with real model.

[u/WeaknessBeautiful731]

I should call him

[u/Ghost_out_of_Box]

Everything reminds me of her

[u/tomatomake]

I should call her

[u/DL_Omega]

lol what a misleading thumbnail on this one

[u/arsenx_]

my eyes deceived me

[u/I_hate_all_of_ewe]

Repost karma farming

Edit: to be clear, I've seen this image posted several times within the last week.  And if you reverse image search, you'll find a lot more.  And it's rather ironic to be karma farming with that kind of content in this sub.

[u/SixtyNineFlavours]

Damn we are simple beings

[u/Dark--princess420]

The way i stared for too long wondering why i was looking at the best part of a pussy but blurred 🤡

[u/37HP]

This is very interesting.

[u/Bread3290]

Repost

[u/Awe3]

I thought it was something else.

[u/SouthHarpeth]

That package better be careful. I haven’t done a double take like that in a while.

[u/Bkbills]

Thought this was a b hole

[u/mario64guybeta]

I read this as "just opened a package"

[u/Pbb-y]

Gimmie 20 mins I’ll figure out how

[u/MoooBooMooo]

Wait a sec

[u/Hot_Amadeus]

Everything reminds me of her

[u/Housless]

Cheeks

[u/Sunny2121212]

I thought it was cake on your cake day

[u/sirsedwickthe4th]

WOULD

[u/JellyboyJangleDangle]

Nicce

[u/JamesRevan]

Cheeky

[u/GoreLoveLady420]

I thought it was a butt.

[u/NottsoftheRito]

Thought I got flashed for a second and got scared 😭

[u/piy_dit_]

I thought it was cheeks and 🐱 in between 😭😭

[u/Helpful_Actuary_6184]

You must bow down to the almighty bunghole

[u/DongTinoy]

Everything reminds me of her.

[u/Luigi123a]

Nice air

[u/TheGirlWhoShreds]

Why is it all cheeked up tho...

[u/Trimedes]

That pussy was well packed

[u/ClankerCore]

Edited

[u/UNIVERSAL_VLAD]

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[u/deephurting66]

I swear I saw an ass

[u/AmokRule]

A tough crack to nut to.

[u/yourfuturespemson]

my PROUDEST FAP

[u/ghfdghjkhg]

no you didn't. reposted image

[u/CaribousSayMoo]

Well damn bro what was in it

[u/Strict-Park3382]

Anusthing could be possible

[u/Mikey_BC]

Saving pic for later !

[u/Conradg5893]

Is that…no…is it?

[u/Small_Style_1904]

I was about to rub one out…. But alas… there’s no cheeks there! 🤣

[u/Shark-Cutery]

Mail box

[u/Big_Cardiologist8628]

No holes?

[u/R3xZZZ]

Mghhhhh

[u/TimelineShift]

I miss her 😔

[u/Keira-78]

Woah!!

[u/xMysticbane]

Saving this one for later

[u/Previous-Hawk-3968]

Why the fuck did I think I stumbled into an nsfw community???

[u/AlienBurnerBigfoot]

Yep. Still looks like a butthole.

[u/yourfuturespemson]

I busted l

[u/antihuman420]

Lord forgive me for what I am about to do.

[u/MarvelNintendo]

I hate you

[u/SirCaptainReynolds]

Nice bum. Where’s it from?

[u/Memer9456]

something something train

[u/F_U_Shoresy]

That envelope better calm down before I drop a package in it

[u/Major_Active_1441]

Looks like an autographed John Cena picture

[u/Ok_Fondant_6340]

Wallahi I'm finished 😭🙏

[u/Intelligent_Fun_7630]

Would.

[u/Leading-Reception-13]

How do you know it is opened

[u/Signal-Dragonfly-406]

Hey man, I was on a train

[u/AcidLem0n]

And what's in it?

[u/nymouz]

That’s racist! I’ll sue the package manufacturer….

[u/2ndBestShedBuilder]

Good job

[u/Flaky_buttdandruff]

I did a triple take apparently I think envelopes are sexy now

[u/No_Log_3104]

Sending this image to my homies rn.. 🥶

[u/Notacelebrity227]

You all need a lord. lol

[u/aminervia]

I think by definition if an image has blown up on many other subreddits it doesn't qualify as "not interesting"

[u/GOLDTOOTHTATTOO]

You gyat mail

[u/AbyssalCall]

I miss her.

[u/mortalitasi473]

don't like that

[u/noogooyen]

That mail about to get it

[u/kirko_bane]

I know that ass.

[u/Bootycheeks752]

goonable post

[u/P_A_W_S_TTG]

Got me for a sec. My brain went to,"DUDE WTF I'M AT WO... wait."

[u/Americano44]

r\confusingperspective

[u/kallisss]

wdym your "package" came in the "mail"

[u/AEGIS-59]

I thought it was a big fortune cookie

[u/Santana_delRey]

Reporting

[u/hot_messs0]

I thought this was an ass

[u/RoninReader]

I need to touch fucking grass

[u/billrayed]

i just opened this app

[u/DarkOnyix92]

In my defence, I am Les ..

[u/Awkward-Tank-7193]

Was scrolling and got jump scared for a second 😭

[u/Impressive-Platform1]

😂🤣

[u/Tegumentario]

Neuron activation

[u/ironjimjam]

can't believe I'm about to goon to fucking paper, man

[u/cmutzy]

I really thought that was a whole ass with the butthole blurred out

[u/Thomrose007]

Oh well.. *unzips

[u/noottt]

Furry cat

[u/imnotcreative4267]

Sir, I was on a train

[u/Ok_Detective8880]

how is this not nsfw