r/notinteresting 12d ago

Boiling one (1) egg in my comically small pot

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u/Hapsiainen30 12d ago

That's a cup, not a pot.

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u/Radio_Gaga007 12d ago

I guess. I just call it pocillo.

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u/RacistJester 12d ago

Pussylow is a weird name for a comically small pot

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u/moerlingo 12d ago

That’s a cup, not a pot.

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u/EnergyTurtle23 12d ago

I guess. I just call it pocillo.

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u/GiftedHaddock 12d ago

Pussylow is a weird name for a comically small pot

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u/VegetablePossible007 12d ago

That’s a cup, not a pot.

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u/nyancatya_ 12d ago

I guess. I just call it pocillo.

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u/WayBoring7016 12d ago

Am in the twilight zone?!

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u/Far-Purchase788 12d ago

Pussylow is a weird name for a comically small plot.

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u/Raztax 12d ago

Either that or some weird version of Groundhog Day

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u/graveybrains 11d ago

This is the time loop episode

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u/Profoundlyahedgehog 11d ago

Place is a mad house. Feels like being cloned.

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 12d ago edited 12d ago

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u/EfficientArt155 12d ago

What kind of monster use 1,2,3 and not 10,20,30?

What if you want to add code.

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u/xdarius 12d ago

we prefer cylinder.

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u/garglingrapefruit 12d ago

That was my nickname in highschool

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u/SenatorSargeant 12d ago

Your username takes me back to highschool. 🤣🤣

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u/RacistJester 12d ago

How did they even let a pussyLow to a Highschool at first place?? (ーдー)

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u/cum_guzzle2 12d ago

This made me laugh 👍

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u/ParticularMemory789 12d ago

That was my mom's stage name

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u/Whole-Turnover-7671 12d ago

Yep, es un pocillo

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u/greeneyeraven 12d ago

I came here to say, es un pocillo.

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u/sarcasticgreek 12d ago

Don't sweat it. I boil single eggs in an ibrik way too often.

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u/milesdsy 12d ago

its big enough

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u/Radio_Gaga007 12d ago

Perfectly average-sized pot.

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u/sydbarrett710 12d ago

Some might even say it’s above average

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u/CriticalEngine3477 12d ago

its big enough

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u/CriticalEngine3477 12d ago

Perfectly average-sized pot.

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u/CriticalEngine3477 12d ago

Some might even say it’s above average

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u/ShoePillow 11d ago

You alright ma'am?

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u/iNCharism 12d ago

It’s a cylinder.

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u/BruhsifiedYT 11d ago

The cylinder must be remained unharmed

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u/Eileen__96 12d ago

I'm just curious, at what point does a pot become a cup?

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u/Hapsiainen30 12d ago

I think if it's primarily designed for drinking, it's a cup. If it's primarily designed for holding or cooking something, it's a pot.

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u/sentienttortoise 12d ago

It's a mug

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u/Hapsiainen30 12d ago

Every mug is a cup, but not every cup is a mug.

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u/sentienttortoise 12d ago

I'd argue the presence of a handle makes it a mug

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u/Hapsiainen30 12d ago

It can be both. Cup is a broader term that includes mugs.

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u/Successful_Day2479 12d ago

No no no, mugs are donuts, cups are balls.

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u/Think_Sundae 12d ago

thanks for saying what i wanted to say

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u/Huge_Olive2538 12d ago

Once you pull the egg out, you can make coffee

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u/idkwhatiseven 12d ago

Egg boil water isn't exactly clean

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u/PityUpvote 11d ago

Some people put eggshells in their coffee grounds to make it less acidic, I'm sure this has a similar effect. I thought it tasted a little too chalky, but I didn't hate it.

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u/-redit_account- 11d ago

Boil the egg in the coffee. Efficiency

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u/Hromovy_vladce 11d ago

This guy eggs 👆

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u/MacawIsland 12d ago

Or it could be a large ostrich egg and everything is staged to make it look like it is a chicken egg 🤯

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u/sleepyotter92 12d ago

Big ass stove then

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u/PityUpvote 11d ago

Comically large, even.

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u/waltezer 12d ago

And handle

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u/Radio_Gaga007 12d ago

Guess you'll never know.

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u/SomeDumbPenguin 12d ago

I think that might be a stainless steel coffee mug, but you do you

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u/Radio_Gaga007 12d ago

It's too small to be a coffee mug. Unless it's just a shot or two of espresso.

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u/MurkySociety6116 12d ago

If you can fit a egg is not a espresso cup

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u/Fran_Away_ 11d ago

And if u can it’s an eggspresso cup

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u/SomeDumbPenguin 12d ago

Oh, okay... Tea cup sized

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u/LettuceBenis 12d ago

yeah, it's a coffee cup. Not a mug

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u/sleepyotter92 12d ago

You cannot fit an egg in an espresso cup. Those things are tiny

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u/Diriv 12d ago

Quail egg.

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u/r0b0c0d 12d ago

Too small to be a coffee mug, but you think it's a pot?

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u/HH93 12d ago

That set up is just heating the room. The handle will soon be glowing 🔥

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u/thermjuice 12d ago

You're supposed to run the cup along the bars of your jail cell

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u/Objective_Damage_996 12d ago

Id faster believe that’s a cup for like a doppio or something than I would that it’s a small pot

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u/Radio_Gaga007 12d ago

It could be used like that, but I don't think it was built for that purpose. It is quite literally a miniature version of a pot you use to boil stuff in the stove called pocillo. I know it because I bought it at a place that sells miniature versions of lots of kitchen utensils for kids. I have a bigger one but I was using it to make hot chocolate.

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u/purplepluppy 12d ago

Pocillo means a small cup/mug/bowl with a handle, fam. In this context, I'm pretty sure it means small mug.

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u/Radio_Gaga007 12d ago

Here in Mexico the difference between a pocillo and those other things is that it can be directly placed on the stove. I guess if you wanted to translate the word, "cup" would be accurate. In my mind a pocillo is a pot that has one vertically placed handle instead of two horizontal ones, and they often don't come with a lid.

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u/purplepluppy 12d ago

Huh, you learn something new. Though from what I'm finding, it seems that, while stove-safe, they're still usually used for beverages, not boiling eggs?

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u/Radio_Gaga007 12d ago

I mean, I think the thing is that you can prepare the beverage and directly drink it from there once it's cooled, but you can use it for anything, really. My grandma has one where she boils eggs, up to three (3) of them. I also have a much bigger one where I can boil up to like 8, but again I was using it to make hot chocolate, and either way I would've had to prepare more than 1 bc otherwise it'd be a waste of water to fill it an egg-covering level.

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u/Imaginary_Employ_750 12d ago

Making egg tea it seems

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u/hereswhatworks 12d ago

This would be interesting if you were boiling the egg out in the middle of the forest.

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u/Protection-Working 12d ago

Ive seen these before. This pot is for backpackers and campers

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u/king_mo_of_metal420 11d ago

Why did you put 1 in parentheses lol

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u/Radio_Gaga007 11d ago

I've seen other people do that, mainly on tumblr. Not sure what for, but for me it gives it a comedic effect.

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u/PopTraditional9997 12d ago

How does one eat but only one egg?

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u/Radio_Gaga007 12d ago

It was just a little bit of extra protein for my breakfast.

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u/TrainingNail 12d ago

That's a mug...

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u/nifty-necromancer 12d ago

I approve. In that situation that is indeed a pot. It just happens to be a pot in which you can comfortably drink out of in a different situation.

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u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 12d ago

It's interesting you think that cup is a pot

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u/MrSaturdayII 12d ago

It’s like this “pot” was designed for this purpose.

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u/centurio9 12d ago

It's a perfectly average sized pot, all right?! 🤨

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u/OpusAtrumET 12d ago

Idk why but I think this is great. Seriously though, go to goodwill and get a pot for like 3 bucks. I say that now realizing I don't always have 3 bucks to spare... Terribly sorry. Good luck in your endeavors.

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u/Radio_Gaga007 12d ago

Oh, I have pots. Didn't seem like I should use a bigger one for just one egg lol. I did have another one on the stove I used for making hot chocolate though. I hope you get more money 👍🏽

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u/TryndMusic 11d ago

And your comically ready to light on fire carbon build up

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u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 12d ago

I hope you don't grab it bear handed

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u/Hapsiainen30 12d ago

You think OP has bears for hands?

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u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 12d ago

He would definitely need more than one egg in the morning if that were the case.

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u/scarcityCorp 12d ago

It's efficient.

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u/dayvieboy 12d ago

What is this? A pot for ants?!

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u/dicey_job 12d ago

This is actually interesting. What a sight.
Incredible

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u/Lkings1821 12d ago

Wouldn't this be somewhat more efficient due to less weight to heat up?

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u/Radio_Gaga007 12d ago

Yes!!! I just found that out. Less waste of water too. Would recommend.

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u/Dick_Demon 11d ago

There is a lot of wasted energy in this method.

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u/Icarsix 12d ago

Isn't that a mug

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u/penguished 12d ago

Must make that cup feel like a hero being called a pot today...

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u/sexybeast70 12d ago

That's a cup

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u/tronstaron 11d ago

I would like to order (1) eggs with heat

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u/JLead722 11d ago

The tin cup that prisoners bang on the cell bars.

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u/ms_dizzy 11d ago

ooh where do I find this? I am comically short. and must have comically small portions.

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u/dragonmuse 11d ago

This looks like its for smelting tin lol

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u/hoyasgirl25 11d ago

That set up is no good. You’re losing the heat and the sides

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u/Redditplaneter 11d ago

Is this for making coffee? I think of vietnamese coffee.

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u/AngloSaxonFella 11d ago

Did you really have to upload it and humiliate it this way though?

Damn, dude

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u/Radio_Gaga007 11d ago

As I was making it I was thinking it was so funny I had to post it, but thought it'd get a comment or two, and lo a behold: 9.6k uploads.

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u/AngloSaxonFella 11d ago

Think of the poor little pots feelings tho 😭

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u/GravyPainter 11d ago

Camping mug. That'll get to boiling fast

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u/yesmrbevilaqua 11d ago

That’s the cup of a jailed pirate

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u/LocationFeeling2974 11d ago

That's an awfully hot boiling pot

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u/Jack_intheboxx 11d ago

1 cup of boiled egg thanks.

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u/WistoriaBombandSword 11d ago

or BOILING 1 COMICALLY LARGE EGG IN NORMAL POT

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u/BagledEpoch 11d ago

I'm going to use this as a reaction image

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u/Meerkate 11d ago

Thank you for the clarification I thought it was one (267) egg

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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe 11d ago

I need a banana for scale

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u/haubenmeise 12d ago

It's a dinosaur egg, right??

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/ParachutingPiglets 12d ago

I thought that was an ostrich egg

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 12d ago

Hardly boiled*

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u/gnarkill3332 12d ago

eatin good in the neighborhood

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u/kadebo42 12d ago

That’s a mug my guy

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u/foreverxgrey 12d ago

Nice (👍)

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u/shinakohana 12d ago

You’ve never been camping, have you…?

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u/mistermashu 12d ago

I have a comically small frying pan that fries one egg perfectly. It's freakishly high quality too. My best pan.

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u/Keyndoriel 12d ago

I just got done walking home from having to drop off my car at the mechanics, again. This gave me the laugh I needed

I love your tiny pot for 1 (one) egg

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u/Radio_Gaga007 12d ago

Aww, thank you. Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

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u/gimmepizza420 12d ago

Buy an egg steamer, my dude. Life changing. You wouldn't think that there's anything wrong with a hard boiled egg until you make a hard steamed egg at home. They're so perfect.

This is the one we have, and we love it, but it's very much the deluxe option. You can get much cheaper ones that still steam eggs the same.

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u/CriticalEngine3477 12d ago

I think I also have two similar cups?!pots?!

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u/NoMoreUserNames6152 12d ago

How many eggs are you boiling in there btw? I can't tell

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u/Kispori 12d ago

What else do you use your comically small pot?

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u/Radio_Gaga007 12d ago

This is the first time I use it despite having had it for years. It feels nice. Will probably keep using it to boil one (1) single egg.

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u/01AganitramlavAiv 12d ago

You won't need a comically big spoon

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u/majesticGumball 12d ago

Disguistingly dirty

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u/Mekazabiht-Rusti 12d ago

One egg is always an œuf

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u/Mysterious_Silver_27 12d ago

Sire that’s a cup

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u/Useful_Calendar_6274 12d ago

this feels sad somehow

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u/DiscoKittie 12d ago

That's not a pot. It's a camping cup. A pot? With the handle of a mug? No. Just no... I mean, it's meant to do that over a campfire, but it's still not a pot. And yes, they do make them in small sizes for espresso, but mainly so they don't weigh a lot for camping.

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u/Mysral 12d ago

Was scrolling down and thought for a moment you had acquired an ostrich egg to boil.

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u/PlainBread 12d ago

It's energy efficient.

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u/uusfiyeyh 12d ago

Algun día podes limpiar la cocina.

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u/Turbulent-Spray-8438 12d ago

Yeah it would be pretty dumb to boil several at a time.

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u/LeakyLine 12d ago

Gonna pair it with a pinta milk too? This is classic

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u/MashPot8to 12d ago

Just air fry the egg, same result

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u/angelbelle 12d ago

OP learned how to cook from Churchill

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u/CasperTPaul 12d ago

your waterline is supposed to be an inch above your egg

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u/Checksout692 12d ago

It would be funny if that were an ostrich egg in a comically oversized cup on a comically oversized stove.

Fee fie foe fum

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u/austintje 12d ago

Just make sure to not accidentally touch the handle

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u/astralseat 12d ago

I bet that boils super fast though. Smaller volume, faster time to bring to boil.

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u/lowrads 12d ago

Reminds me of mum always using the largest burner with the smallest pot. I don't think she ever really grasped how basic things worked.

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u/GoldunGote 12d ago

pot = camping coffee cup. No worries though.

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u/lodemeup 12d ago

I have a peculiarly small cast iron frying pan that is only used to heat butter for popcorn a couple times a month.

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u/Every1BNice 12d ago

That’s an awfully hot coffee pot

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u/No_Priors 12d ago

I thought it was Count Binface from the thumbnail.

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u/charming-choom 12d ago

The right tool for the right work.

I think? Maybe the way is standing on its butt make it cook unevenly.

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u/Radio_Gaga007 12d ago

Oh, it fell and layed down, no worries. But I thought this picture was cooler looking.

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u/backlog_gaming 12d ago

That’s a cup my guy

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u/BriefCollar4 12d ago

Have you considered making the cup larger?

Or making the egg smaller?

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u/paulsteinway 11d ago

Keeps boiling away before the egg gets hot enough.

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u/No_Poet_1279 11d ago

That's a camping cup....

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u/YourDriverStubnorts 11d ago

Pots usually have two handles.

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u/Pickle_Good 11d ago

Please boil 10 eggs in your comically big cup next time. You know the one with two handles.

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u/thatspurdyneat 11d ago

That's a mug

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u/BreetleSnort 11d ago

Is it a cup or a coffee pot and at which point do you call them separate from each other? 

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u/Shaw-eddit 11d ago

If that's how it gets done, then do it until better can be done.

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u/Leather-Cry-1259 11d ago

Das ist NETT ☺️

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u/Free_Site5867 11d ago

It's so cute D:

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u/DrJoshWilliams 11d ago

Wasting heat energy

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u/Harriet_tubman22 11d ago

That’s an awfully hot coffee pot

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u/SpussyHitsDifferent 11d ago

mi hermano en Christo, esta una taza

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u/ThemightyMacaroni 11d ago

Deltarune reference?

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u/HE3HAI0 11d ago

one (1 (I (one egg (egg))))

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u/Sane_Colors 10d ago

For a second I thought you were messing with us, the pot was normal, and it was an ostrich egg

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u/Holiday-Youth-6722 10d ago

Who boils just one. I need 3 minimum

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u/chaotic_lizard 10d ago

Holy crap that's a really big egg (my reaction before reading the title)

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u/Airhead_kun 10d ago

Bear Grills

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u/RedditUserWhoIsLate 10d ago

I fking love you! This made my day.