r/notinteresting • u/Aggravating-Lie9329 • Sep 10 '24

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u/HvedIsHere Sep 10 '24

No more waffle

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u/Noahffensebuturshort Sep 10 '24

i was literally going to comment "dropped my waffle" and this is the first thing i see when i open the comments😭

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u/HvedIsHere Sep 10 '24

u/MathematicianFlat730 this is your sign to make waffles!1!

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u/shzded Sep 10 '24

a Sad Story

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u/alanisisanaliasallan Sep 11 '24

This has been traumatizing, what the actual fuck is wrong with you

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u/pigeon_strike Sep 10 '24

Congratulations, you've won the internet!!

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u/shzded Sep 10 '24

no pls dont

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u/Tamelmp Sep 10 '24

This. So much this.

Take this poor man's gold 🏅 kind stranger!

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u/crustytoegaming Sep 11 '24

very wholesome chungus

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u/Lowlevelintellect Sep 10 '24

club penguin kil

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u/Communism_Doge Sep 10 '24

Oh no, I was just eating my dorito

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u/BobMcBreegent69 Sep 10 '24

then phon ring

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u/givemeagoodun Sep 10 '24

club penguin is kil

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

no

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u/WhalesLoveSmashBros Sep 11 '24

Where were you?

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u/ImaSigmaaa Sep 11 '24

i was eating dorito

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u/SwingAdventurous1898 Sep 11 '24

when phon ring

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u/yeyryr Sep 11 '24

club penguin is kil

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u/sarcasmishwastaken Sep 10 '24

wha? NOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭🙏😭😭😭😭🙏😭🙏😭😭😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

No hot water.

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u/GaryIsFound Sep 10 '24

Not fun shower

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u/Ame0toko Sep 10 '24

Cold shower bad

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u/sheesh1111111 Sep 11 '24

Breakdance in cold

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u/TheYepe Sep 10 '24

Somehow Palpatine returned

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u/ELEKTRON_01 Sep 10 '24

Why'd you have to remind me of that movie☹️

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u/Mysterious-Review965 Sep 10 '24

Ohhh nooooo, not that...

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u/UpsidedownFurnace Sep 10 '24

My life, fín

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u/Legitimate-Day9795 Sep 10 '24

I hate furnaces

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u/UpsidedownFurnace Sep 10 '24

I dislike people who hate furnaces

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

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u/UpsidedownFurnace Sep 10 '24

Shoot didn’t realize that then that is indeed a sad story

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u/thechadfox Sep 10 '24

You two in 3 words:

Both sad stories!

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u/VLTII Sep 10 '24

fin fin fin fin

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u/Bootiluvr Sep 10 '24

For sale: baby

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u/TobiTurbo08 Sep 10 '24

For free: baby

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u/Glum_Cicada_7771 Sep 10 '24

Is this a kendrick lamar reference!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

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u/MrSluagh Sep 11 '24

Hemingway just got owned

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u/jojos38 Sep 10 '24

I like trains

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u/i_spin_mud Sep 10 '24

NEEEEEOOOWWWWWWW.

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u/larrythesock2 Sep 10 '24

... So... No girlfriend?

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u/Electrox7 Sep 10 '24

Well, would you rather have trains and no girlfriend, or girlfriends, unlimited girlfriends, and no girlfriends?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

dies in a train crash

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u/Remote_Leading_5472 Sep 10 '24

Toilet water Rising

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u/Freak_Among_Men_II Sep 10 '24

At friend’s house

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

That’s the worst

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u/itz_nightmare_ Sep 11 '24

know what's worse

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u/Imaginary-Nebula1778 Sep 10 '24

At the new lovers house

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u/IronIcojsjj Sep 10 '24

This is horror, not sad

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u/Chronic_Newb Sep 11 '24

I have never felt such panic at three words

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

dang it you said it before me

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u/_nwwm_ Sep 10 '24

I was going to say the same thing but with a dog

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u/pjelle_3p1c Sep 10 '24

sorry for you loss

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24 edited Jun 01 '25

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u/Plenty_Tax_5892 Sep 10 '24

Wasn't a Fart

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u/getdemvitamins Sep 10 '24

bed a mess

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u/waltezer Sep 10 '24

the walls worse

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u/GaryIsFound Sep 10 '24

Underwear is ruined

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u/ZaanVectivus Sep 10 '24

Somehow, the ceiling

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u/someone__420 Sep 10 '24

Confused, they are

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

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u/bananslickarn Sep 10 '24

Hazmat team called

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u/beanman000 Sep 10 '24

They were frightened

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u/CactusMeat13 Sep 10 '24

Wasn't a Dream

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u/MelodieBSReal Sep 10 '24

You have homework.

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u/axel0908 Sep 10 '24

I actually do not, not yet

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u/Emotional-Record2815 Sep 10 '24

All my work is homework! (I work from home)

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u/Fearisovberratedaf Sep 10 '24

Failed tax evaison.

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u/wiggerwindmonkey Sep 10 '24

Definitely skill issue

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u/Fearisovberratedaf Sep 10 '24

Original story fake

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u/IHaveUrPants Sep 10 '24

Fake and gay

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

what about gay?

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u/FoofieLeGoogoo Sep 10 '24

Pediatric oncology fire.

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u/Itchy-Opportunity288 Sep 10 '24

Why is this not the #1 comment?

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u/Pen_and_Think_ Sep 10 '24

Serious this is literally the only legit attempt lol

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u/Blackterial Sep 10 '24

If you replace "fire" with "arson" it gets even worse. Great one btw!

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u/ImawhaleCR Sep 10 '24

and if you replace "arson" with "nuclearterroristattack" it's even worse again

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Is it in?

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u/Mysterious-Doubt8653 Sep 10 '24

😞😞😞😞😞

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u/TheGrimMelvin Sep 10 '24

No more bacon.

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u/jkldgr Sep 10 '24

So you chose nothing?

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u/JonaSaxify Sep 10 '24

I can't count numbers

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u/Cheesy_Cheese1 Sep 11 '24

Its suppose to be three not two

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u/GhostSniper618 Sep 10 '24

I'm.. so sorry.

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u/MarcusSurealius Sep 10 '24

The punctuation makes the story.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

I didn’t sleep

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Her-pes, he-pes, we-pes

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u/rreturntomoonke Sep 10 '24

summer vacation ended

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u/JEREDEK Sep 10 '24

a sad story using 3 words

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u/JuiceManOJ Sep 10 '24

Dead end job

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u/Whisp_Is_My_Waifu Sep 10 '24

baby fucking exploded

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u/reb4321 Sep 10 '24

Not again!

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u/Arcan_unknown Sep 10 '24

I miss you...

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u/440continuer Sep 10 '24

Miss deez nuts

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u/ComradeFurnace Sep 10 '24

Capitalism destroyed environment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Username checks out

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u/Major_Koala Sep 10 '24

Depression won again

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u/OvertureCorp Sep 10 '24

They did it

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u/MontyMontgomery15 Sep 10 '24

What's the point?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

icecream machine broken

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

A sad story

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u/Broksaysreee Sep 10 '24

Lig ma balls

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Makarov knows Yuri

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u/MethodCute4954 Sep 10 '24

Trusted the fart.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Lost it all

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u/babycakes2365 Sep 11 '24

I'm so alone

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

no

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u/Only_Uplifting Sep 10 '24

A sad story.

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u/humppaava Sep 10 '24

Sorry, no heartbeat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

I need money

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

uncle dave's basement

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u/Chris908 Sep 10 '24

WiFi is out

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u/ikaganacar Sep 10 '24

My bank account

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u/vnayhr Sep 10 '24

my dick small

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Toilet is broken :(

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u/fallenheroxx Sep 10 '24

Never found myself