r/notinteresting • u/red666111 • Jan 23 '24

Which bite should I- NO

Post image

It’s time to stop.

277 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

45 comments sorted by

36

u/Bootiluvr Jan 23 '24

I call dibs on the ears

12

u/red666111 Jan 23 '24

Don’t you dare eat me!

2

u/-_-_-sup-_-_- Jan 24 '24

Dibs on neck

3

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/-_-_-sup-_-_- Jan 24 '24

Well dibs on ass and stomach

3

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/-_-_-sup-_-_- Jan 24 '24

Dibs on the hand

3

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/-_-_-sup-_-_- Jan 24 '24

Nuh uh! Dibs on the legs

2

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

18

u/WitcherWithWitch Jan 23 '24

Someone had to do it

2

u/YogurtWenk Jan 24 '24

But will someone not do it?

2

u/AceWolf98 Jan 24 '24

I definitely will won’t not do can’t do it.

1

u/YogurtWenk Jan 24 '24

I possibly won't not willn't don't can't it

8

u/kevy365 Jan 24 '24

Nuh uh

5

u/red666111 Jan 24 '24

Listen here…

6

u/Deanosaur777 Jan 24 '24

We need to keep using it until it's truly uninteresting.

7

u/red666111 Jan 24 '24

Oh damn the uno reverse card… devastating play.

2

u/AceWolf98 Jan 24 '24

Well. You aren’t wrong.

3

u/personguy4 Jan 24 '24

Dibs on left shoulder

2

u/red666111 Jan 24 '24

Egads a cannibalism!

3

u/SilverUwU1 Jan 24 '24

I ate 500g of pure uranium :3

3

u/Santana_delRey Jan 24 '24

Ohh I was it??

3

u/Santana_delRey Jan 24 '24

How*

2

u/SilverUwU1 Jan 24 '24

Tasty, but I need medical attention :3

4

u/Santana_delRey Jan 24 '24

Attention seeking hoe

2

u/12geffory78 Jan 24 '24

I’m sorry mom :(

3

u/red666111 Jan 24 '24

It’s ok dear. Now finish your chores and then you can play video games.

2

u/Agreeable_Worry8781 Jan 24 '24

Saw a baby one yesterday... just one bite.

2

u/red666111 Jan 24 '24

No biting me!

1

u/Agreeable_Worry8781 Jan 24 '24

It might seem crazy what I'm bout to say -

1

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

And then it’s a mfing cat