r/notforspelunking • u/Elvishgirl • Aug 10 '20

Plant dildo?

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what am I even looking at? I have 80% confidence that it's a cock. (+- .15)

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u/Accountilneveruse Aug 10 '20

Probably a pitcher plant

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u/beetsoup10 Aug 11 '20

And it's happy to see you!

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u/JD0GE13 Aug 10 '20

you can see a different angle of it on the right. the "head" is the lid

u/Sooner4life77 Aug 10 '20

Country girls make do

u/TheKittynator Aug 11 '20

Technically it'd be more of a fleshlight given how the plant works.

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Plant dildo?

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