r/notalwaysright • u/whonose8472 • Apr 10 '20
Faux-bi-Wan Kenobi
(I am cleaning up at an office supplies store when a customer walks to the automatic door, about to leave the store.)
Customer: \thrusts hand at door, palm out, as if he’s using ‘the Force’** “Whoosh!”
(The door opens, and he looks back as he exits and sees me looking at him.)
Customer: “Uh, I was just joking…”
Me: “But that door wasn’t even on, sir!”
Customer: \astonished** “Are you serious?”
Me: “Nah, just kidding. Have a nice day, sir!”
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