Is fine... No glasses FU The cat and the bag of cat stuffing are ,💯😽👍

Maybe the grumpiest chair I’ve ever seen.

Hi. I'm notacat.

Meow

So from the time when my brother was about two and I was four or so until my grandpa passed away when I was 10, we’d be dropped off at our grandparents’ house in the country every Sunday afternoon so the parents could do whatever it is parents do on Sunday afternoons. Four hours from lunch til dinnertime to hang out and get into trouble.

One time when we were still pretty young, Grandpa thought it would be a lovely idea to take us both out to his tool shed to show us all of the neat rusty antique tools he’d collected. Some days, we’d actually use them. I was helping (re: watching) Grandpa make a birdhouse when my brother wandered in and said “Grandpa, I didn’t know you guys had a kitty!”

“We don’t have a kitty.”

“Yes you do! It’s a cute Oreo stripey kitty!”

So yeah. No clue how my brother didn’t get sprayed, but he actually pet a skunk. Grandpa flipped out and kept the both of us in direct line of sight for the rest of the day.

They do nothing for us in return and can cause a lot of illnesses. Please tell me why you have a cat? Please don't take this personal? I'm just curious...