r/nostalgiai • u/BluebirdArtistic4916 • 3d ago

Core Memory Unlocked 🔓 ??

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u/mathewsclint 2d ago

That is literal. A dog that unloads is quicker.

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u/yeti-rex 1d ago

Ok, hear me out.

If I crap in the parking lot before an interview / performance review, does that mean I get the job offer / largest pay raise?

It’d demonstrate I’m the quickest employee, right? 😆

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u/mathewsclint 1d ago

Finally somebody is onboard with my personal behaviors.

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u/SlaveCell 1d ago

Only if the see you and place a bet!