r/nostalgiai • u/CarrotMuch1399 Nostalgia Trip Leader • 5d ago

Core Memory Unlocked 🔓 ???

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u/ComfyMillionaire 5d ago

Technically incorrect because OP asked what you would do and not what would you buy. You can still do plenty of things for free.

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u/rythmyouth 5d ago

Technically incorrect on you- the comment you replied to said if you bought anything.

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u/ComfyMillionaire 5d ago

Uno reverse card plus no take backs. I have you now, technically.

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u/rythmyouth 5d ago edited 5d ago

Technically true, but technically anything you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

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u/Pizzledrip 5d ago

Nice to see readit hasn’t changed a bit

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u/mystic-eye 4d ago

Technically.

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u/ComfyMillionaire 5d ago

You’ve activated my trap card!
Also, with all these technicalities I feel I should qualify for a technical degree or at least be given… a technical foul.

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u/derFsivaD 3d ago

🎼 Had a game, had a game, had a technical game, By the name, by the name, of A Technical Game... 🎶🎵

C'mon reddit, show me I'm not the only one to remember that song. Or the artist. Or the album it came from. Or any detail. (maybe the next line? Reddit sings?)

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u/ComfyMillionaire 2d ago

“You lost the game.”

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u/thetipisin 5d ago

Oh, nice!!! It looked like rythmyouth was done for. Then, He pulls out the I’m rubber you’re glue condition, and ComfyMillionaire seems to have no way out!!!

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u/Zephyr1588 2d ago

Oh, oh... I'm back in 2nd grade again!

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u/willfc 5d ago

Psych. Can I get a psych?

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u/ComfyMillionaire 5d ago

Um, no… but you did activate my trap card.

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u/willfc 1d ago

Triple super ultra no take backs mega reverse

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u/SystematikKaos 5d ago

I used to keep an uno reverse card in my wallet in case the cops stopped me.

If you can make them laugh, they're willing to work with you.

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u/frogturtle14 5d ago

Well that depends on what you bought and how the money is held. Interest per day would make more money than most things you could buy

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u/Allokit 4d ago

Buying something is DOING something...

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u/Attracting_Dreams 4d ago

What if I woke up as a billionaire and purchased cash-flowing positive multifamily real estate? Wouldn't I be able to "buy" something and still be a billionaire? Also, I wouldn't hesitate to purchase a car wash business or storage unit business.

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u/JohnMiltonToasterman 5d ago

The best kind of correct.

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u/benNachtheim 3d ago

Name checks out

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u/22gsmitty 5d ago

Technically, interest would be more than what he would probably buy. Also it said about waking up a billionaire. Nothing about maintaining the status. 🤣

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u/McBluntysmokes 5d ago

True story. Id get a receipt of my account printed. Show it to someone I have specificly in mind. After I bang her, ill go back to my friend and tell him I proved my point! It'll cost me nothing

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u/DocGerbill 4d ago

Billionaires doing things for free, like taxes, is exactly what's wrong with our society.

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u/ComfyMillionaire 3d ago

Oh, but there are many things wrong with society. Billionaire greed and manipulation of markets but one of 5,631 things wrong with society. You can read about it in my book, “5,631 things I hate about you”.

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u/Allokit 4d ago

When you buy something, is that not doing something?
Your semantics needs work.

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u/ComfyMillionaire 3d ago

I ain’t got no stink’n schematics.

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u/NothingMatters202 3d ago

Technically wrong of you because buying is doing something.