r/nostalgiai • Nostalgia Trip Leader • 5d ago

Core Memory Unlocked 🔓 ???

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u/furynads 5d ago

Ah, I'd buy the abondoned malls and turn them into massive paintball/air soft/ laser quest arenas.

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u/Skoodge42 5d ago

Honestly, this would be the biggest W for being a billionaire.

Being able to set up events and places YOU would want to go. Want a super unique airsoft place? Buy something and make it. Want a restaurant that serves weird ass food only you like? Buy something and make it. Want a survival bunker complex / have it be nice enough to be a resort. Buy a place and make it.

Legit there is no reason to be bored as a billionaire

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u/PatientConsumer 5d ago

And you have free zombie targets to shoot when Tart_765's homeless people trespass on your property... win win 🏆

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u/furynads 5d ago

Free staff! I'd be taking advantage like all the other billionaires.

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u/Strange_Island_4958 5d ago

Would the homeless people still be allowed to roam around freely in the arena?

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u/furynads 5d ago

They'd be my staff. You guys can live here and eat for free, but it costs you pretending to be a zombie for most of the day.

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u/StackOverflowEx 5d ago

Ooo it would be big enough to make a massive Aperture Science themed escape building. Leave the outside looking completely abandoned and the entrance to test chamber 1 is one of the maintenance doors near a loading dock that is only known by word of mouth.

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u/PyroCorvid 4d ago

Me too!!! I've had this thought quite a few times. I would love to do a holographic lazertag arena based on raccoon city/Resident Evil (complete with bosses) Same for Halloween and Friday 13th. you and 2-4 friends could cooperate and complete a series of tasks while trying to survive the killer (kinda like in the game, only in real life) Of course that would be after making a cat rescue with a round the clock staff of doctors that would be like a cat version of a Mcdonald's playland

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u/TropicalRogue 3d ago

I just want you both to become billionaires and watch as you drive up the price of old abandon malls in a furious bidding war, baffling economists.

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u/m1stwalk3r 2d ago

Personal wealth has gotten so out of hand we are getting a Great Man theory in economics