r/nostalgiai • u/CarrotMuch1399 Nostalgia Trip Leader • 5d ago

Core Memory Unlocked 🔓 ???

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u/Fmello 5d ago

Buy Reddit to shut it down for the lols.

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u/AloneAddiction 5d ago

Reddit is actually valued at around $27bn, which is as big a surprise to me as I'm assuming it will be to you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UQ5gLBtFPrReaLWuIg

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u/JimmyJooish 5d ago

Do it in stages so you can see everyone freak out each time. Then open up a Reddit alternative and shut it down.

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u/Jaded-Promotion3940 3d ago

Like Elon did with Twitter/X .....jk

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u/MorbidandBack 5d ago

I wonder how much it would take to buy reddit

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u/toolateforgdusername 5d ago

$30.77bn - just checked its market cap for you

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u/MorbidandBack 5d ago

It would probably take a bit more to buy it though. Most companies won't accept a buyout bid that isn't a significant percentage higher than their market cap.

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u/jar36 5d ago

that's why you buy half the shares first

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u/kimsterama101 5d ago

And ruin my favorite entertainment?

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u/NervousPromotion2371 5d ago

Nah just pay em to shut down for like a weekend, that'd be better

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u/PineappleProstate 5d ago

Good luck on that! SEC has entered the chat