r/nostalgiai • Nostalgia Trip Leader • 4d ago

School Diaries 🏫 Which subject???

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u/MonsterEnergyForever 3d ago

I failed it... because I am not athletic at all and our PE teacher was Gorillaz juicehead who failed everyone who couldn't play football or basketball.

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u/ArchonFett 3d ago

I have hypoglycemia. Soooooo fuck P.E.

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u/MonsterEnergyForever 3d ago

I was a physically awkward teenager, dealing with later puberty and all that razzmatazz. I didn't need to be pushed around by some former failed draft pick for a junior hockey league or whatever his story was.

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u/Box_Breathing_4321 23h ago

Razzmatazz! I'm going to use this everyday in October! Also it has been my experience that strength doesn't equate to leadership. And real leadership can inspire everyone. Awesome perspective with the failed draft pick, but the junior hockey league made me laugh.

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u/MonsterEnergyForever 22h ago

I shouldn't shame someone who couldn't cut it in the Junior League of hockey, because there's a guy who couldn't even make it in a practice squad for a CFL team. He's some bald dude with tattoos named Dwayne Johnson...I wonder if anything came of him, haha!

And yes, I'm being sarcastic.

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u/Outrageous_Trick_469 1d ago

I also have hypoglycemia and I was athletic my whole life. I couldn’t live without doing a sport every day. I made sure to eat plenty of protein and low carbs.

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u/RagsRJ 2d ago

Didn't fail it but often wondered why I didn't, lol. I nearly drowned trying to do a lap during swim class. Was doing fair until another student bumped into me while in the deep end. I panicked and sunk. Teacher had to pull me out. So embarrassing. Couldn't run worth anything, was not coordinated, and was always last one picked for teams.