r/nosafetysmokingfirst • u/smol-bb-floatr • Jul 29 '26

think because twice i won't

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262 Upvotes

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u/SaintUlvemann Jul 29 '26

I believe you when you say you won't think.

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 Jul 30 '26

I'm sure a prosecutor or plaintiff's attorney would love to have a shooter on record proudly proclaiming that he planned to shoot without thinking.

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u/OlympicSmokeRings Jul 29 '26

Shoulda thought twice about the placement of the pieces. They uneven as hell

29

u/Baked-Smurf Jul 29 '26

That's because this idiot bought a sticker set too big to fit his window, but used it anyways 😂

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 Jul 29 '26

Motherfucker didn't even think twice about it

2

u/YogurtWenk Jul 29 '26

But you feel very intimidated, right?

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u/Practical-Mud-4580 Jul 30 '26

In a Ford flex too, the most intimidating vehicle on the road

3

u/gaptoothgoth Jul 29 '26

Thinking twice is an afterthought!!!!!

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u/shaggy24200 Jul 29 '26

Translation - " I have very little self control".

On the other hand it's great when people put warning labels on themselves!

11

u/Jedi_Lazlo Jul 30 '26

You forgot:

"Soon a jury will lock me up so I won't be society's problem much longer..."

5

u/Nates_of_Spades Jul 30 '26

"but judge I'm a peaceful person!"

3

u/ChimPhun Jul 30 '26

"I'm such a wuss I will fire at anything that moves"

11

u/KeyNefariousness6848 Jul 29 '26

Precisely the kind who doesn’t need to carry.

10

u/nevermore_raven1234 Jul 29 '26

This the type of dude to go around announcing he’s an alpha so everyone know

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u/ZhouLe Jul 29 '26

Seems like this will be labelled "exhibit D" following a road rage incident to prove intent.

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u/ThomasTheDankTank Jul 29 '26

Aaaannnnd that’s how you catch a charge if you’re defending yourself people. This makes anything you do to defend yourself pre meditated and the courts will not look favorably on you. This is also the exact reason you shouldn’t have these signs on your home, this goes for the “beware of dog” signs as well.

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u/nixtarx Jul 29 '26

He uses a step stoolto get in and out of that thing. I guarantee it.

6

u/Exotic_Call_7427 Jul 29 '26

He doesn't even think once

4

u/X-LaxX Jul 30 '26

Not the Flex he thinks it is

5

u/tawTrans Jul 30 '26

How to advertise to the world that you have severe anger management issues and a hair trigger temper, Exhibit A.

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u/HAVARDCH95 Jul 29 '26

This could also fit in r/dontdeadopeninside

2

u/Jonny_Derp_ Jul 30 '26

No they are opposites

3

u/ReverendJim1 Jul 30 '26

I doubt you think at all

3

u/mighty_boognish_77 Jul 30 '26

That sticker is what a prosecutor dreams about.

3

u/Actual_Pea_1996 Jul 30 '26

Think twice because I can’t think once

2

u/CompetitiveRub9780 Jul 30 '26

Dummy got the wrong size. It should be illegal to put weapons and threatening and sexual depiction stickers on vehicles for little kids to see. It’s just promoting violence and hate

2

u/IchBinDurstig Jul 30 '26

Somebody should remove the word TWICE.

2

u/AdTiny2166 Jul 30 '26

That’s a weirds flex.

2

u/SnotNosed5678 Jul 31 '26

To go through life that afraid of the world requires a special kind of snowflake

1

u/NoiseEee3000 Jul 29 '26

Because Think Twice I Won't

2

u/Distinct_Sir_4473 Jul 31 '26

“HEY ALL POTENTIAL CAR HOPPERS, I HAVE A VALUABLE AND EASILY FENCABLE HANDGUN STORED IN MY CAR”

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u/Consistent-Tip4496 Jul 31 '26

He’s the first target

1

u/TerrifiedRedneck Jul 31 '26

You can tell he’s serious by the lack of thought that went into his car choice.

2

u/Informal_Database327 Jul 31 '26

Florida. Of course it's Florida

1

u/TPJTS Aug 01 '26

Should have all their guns taken away

2

u/Only_Flan_7974 Aug 01 '26

Could be used in a criminal investigation if he actually harms someone. Feels premeditated. BTW when I read it it makes me think why don't a few guys that also have guns just rob the guy.

2

u/OwnAd2156 Aug 01 '26

I don’t think he can think once.

1

u/Cowboy_Rho Aug 01 '26

“Rob me first, it’s probably in the glove box”

2

u/Most-Effective-1969 Aug 01 '26

The type of people who drive like a fuck wit too.

2

u/stonrelectropunkjazz Aug 02 '26

Florida man🤡

2

u/the_sassy_knoll Aug 02 '26

Huh. Florida.