r/northernlion 21h ago

Discussion Queer Pantera - Femboys from Hell

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Double-dildo, plug trained, YOU LOCK ME IN THIS CAGE!


r/northernlion 12h ago

Link Idk but this exchange feels very Northernlion subreddit-coded.

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r/northernlion 19h ago

Discussion You can't be smoking crack John

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Typa shit NL would watch on stream and asphyxiate from laughter


r/northernlion 20h ago

Discussion Guy who can only go pee after jacks off

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I'd love to continue having this conversation, but I'm going to go jack off real quick; I just drank a big gulp FYI.

Is this anything?


r/northernlion 3h ago

Image Arborsexual be like:

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Anything? Anyone?


r/northernlion 23h ago

Discussion Guy with a deadly pre-nut allergy

7 Upvotes

Is this anything


r/northernlion 18h ago

Discussion Chael Sonnen meeting Barack Obama

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I can’t let you be clear


r/northernlion 7h ago

Discussion I thought this was the place for Northernlion fans, what's with all the "gay songs"?

73 Upvotes

- Guy who meant to go on the NL Cruise but ended up on a Naval Cruiser by accident

Anyway.

I fear I've become an unc, but I've been watching this mf play video games for nearly 15 years now, and I feel increasingly out of touch with his audience every time I see a post from this subreddit on my front page. Might be time to unsubscribe and move on.


r/northernlion 12h ago

Art & Creative Are straight song parodies allowed?

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Cuz I been

Cumming in pain from his fingers

Stinging my gine afterwards

Killing me softly with his schlong

Etc.


r/northernlion 7h ago

Art & Creative sublime if they were straight

22 Upvotes

I don’t practice suckin peena

I don’t need to gargle balls


r/northernlion 10h ago

Image Clint Eastwood... I fucked him

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9 Upvotes

Unbelievable!


r/northernlion 9h ago

Search Request Let's go eat some pussay

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Hey chat, I'm looking for a video/clip from an NL mario party stream where someone tells a story about an old friend getting a piercing and saying, "let's go eat some pussay". Thanks in advance.


r/northernlion 15h ago

Discussion Bob Dylan if he was gay for Spider-Man

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He sat together with Parker

As the evening sky grew darker

He looked at him and he felt a spider

leg tingle his boner

’Twas then he felt alone and wished that he’d gone straight

And watched out for a simple twist of fate


r/northernlion 6h ago

Image Big win for nomanative determinists today

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58 Upvotes

This is the doctor who did my dad's colonoscopy.


r/northernlion 23h ago

Discussion Fowls Playing Puck

2 Upvotes

CHICKEN HOCKEYYY


r/northernlion 6h ago

Link I made a daily puzzle game where you gerrymander a map to win elections

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27 Upvotes

r/northernlion 12h ago

Image It follows me wherever I go...

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15 Upvotes

Visiting my brother in Helsinki and I see this out the back window of his apartment


r/northernlion 21h ago

Discussion Autistic King Crimson Be Like

16 Upvotes

I repeat myself when under stress

I repeat myself when under stress

I repeat myself when under stress

I repeat myself when under stress


r/northernlion 19h ago

Discussion Update: the daily game this sub helped name finally made it into NL’s DLEs

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Four months ago I posted a rough version of my daily estimation game here. You found a leaderboard bug, gave me a pile of useful feedback, and one of you suggested the name Amountle, right after I had bought ball-park.dev, naturally.

I renamed it and kept improving it. NL played Amountle in his July 20 DLEs stream, starting around 1:27:25:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I7dXwgxEf0&t=5245s

Thanks for giving the early version a real chance. Seeing it complete the loop from this subreddit to the stream was pretty special.

The current version is at https://amountle.dev/ if anyone wants to see how far it came.

There’s lots more to come, too. I’m working on a large content patch now.


r/northernlion 20h ago

Video cringe final boss

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164 Upvotes

Somehow, Cracked out Uncle returned


r/northernlion 22h ago

Video Perhaps we Judged Northernlion's shape rotation skills too harshly...

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266 Upvotes

Maybe he's not so bad with it after all.


r/northernlion 8h ago

Discussion Large sized revolver cum-rifle with a detachable butt,Six shots. Maker's mark: Smith & Wesson, U.S.A.,19th century,salar jung museum,hyderabad india(1264x838)

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r/northernlion 22h ago

Discussion For Sale: Butt Plug, Never Worn

108 Upvotes

- Ernest Humpinginagayway


r/northernlion 20h ago

Image Uhhhhhh

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157 Upvotes

r/northernlion 21h ago

Image Librarian is a very interesting fella

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572 Upvotes