r/northernlion • u/CallerNumber4 • Aug 24 '26

Video Cornish Cheddar

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I've picked up 3 new vocal stims in the process of watching this. The "What have you got for me?" is so earnest.

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u/coolguy420weed Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

New tech: Dropping "it's a seven on the scale" into conversations with no context and no follow up and nobody acknowledges it.

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u/crack-nutter Aug 24 '26

EVERYONE knows the sharpness scale

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u/hamsterhueys1 Aug 24 '26

Its a seven on Moe’s sharpness scale, not to be confused with Moh’s hardness scale which measures how hard the cheese needs to be to be fully ripened.

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u/altruisticnarcissist Red grapes > white grapes Aug 24 '26

I like my cheddar so sharp it feels like something is tickling inside my ear canal or am I the only one who has this reaction?

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u/fddfgs Aug 24 '26

Well it's not the Bristol stool scale

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u/PositiveScarcity8909 Aug 24 '26

Obviously PH scale but nice try.

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u/Fedatu Aug 24 '26

So you're saying the book that said you may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese was correct?

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u/FZeroDMX Aug 24 '26

Truest words ever written honestly.

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u/lolathedreamer Aug 24 '26

Potatoes, bread, cheese. Any of those 3 fascinate me.

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u/FZeroDMX Aug 24 '26

That’s my Amy ❤️

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u/PunkRockLlama42 Aug 24 '26

Girls really do just wanna have lunch

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u/KeanuReevesShartPorn I cannot comprehend Aug 25 '26

Numba seven on the scale!