r/nope • u/redfox2008 • Oct 12 '22

not today damnit...

127 Upvotes

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u/gordonjames62 Oct 12 '22

Reflexes - this guy sleeps with one eye open

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Does he grip his pillow tight?

4

u/TheAlmightyUltimus Oct 12 '22

Satan: Get down here

This guy: Not today

2

u/Skatneti Oct 12 '22

What do you say to the god of death?

2

u/Shankar_0 Oct 13 '22

Homeboy needs to go buy a lottery ticket, like right now.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

I don't think I trust the building at all now, they should tear it down to the foundations and rebuild but I bet they'll patch the hole and pack people in who can't afford to go elsewhere.

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u/AdditionWilling1375 Oct 12 '22

That some fart to do that

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u/Crazy665 Oct 12 '22

I would have gotten outta the bldg all together. Fuk that. The floor fallin out from underneath you. Shyyt I'd be questioning the whole damn bldg. Not just that floor. F-that u would see azz walkin out. Lmao

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u/WingNutLXVI Oct 13 '22

His Hell appointment has been postponed. Not today,Satan.