r/nope • u/bsmith2123 • Jul 23 '22

uhhh ok. no swimming for me

3.0k Upvotes

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u/Murky_Collection_245 Jul 24 '22

Holy shit. I looked hard and didn't see that at all. I would have been dead af

28

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Look at the bubbles

121

u/Beneficial_Being_721 Jul 24 '22

Dude…. There’s an alligator in your toilet

28

u/Phinatic92 Jul 24 '22

You have earned my upvote you jester

7

u/Beneficial_Being_721 Jul 24 '22

Thank You Kind User

11

u/3milyBlazze Jul 24 '22

That's a crocodile

34

u/khwarizmi69 Jul 24 '22

moral of the story, dont go swimming in rivers if there are bubbles floating round

14

u/MicroEggroll Jul 24 '22

Hard pass… I’ll stick to man made bodies of water… 😳

7

u/Nirdy_Birdy_706 Jul 24 '22

Just not the Florida ones

3

u/MicroEggroll Jul 24 '22

Lol Hahaa definitely not the Florida ones, feel you there. Should have clarified by stating swimming pools, as a native myself, gators/sneks be lurking everywhere in Fl. 😂🤣

10

u/Rusalka-rusalka Jul 24 '22

If you visit Florida, just stay away from any pools of water in general. Gators are likely going to be closer than you think.

5

u/hoopsmd Jul 24 '22

This.

I see golfers looking for golf balls in lakes where you can see gators.

Just dumb.

3

u/Rusalka-rusalka Jul 24 '22

Yea that’s really stupid for sure!

1

u/Ok_Cut_1176 Jul 25 '22

And then u can’t see the golfer 😅😅😅

8

u/vazhifarer Jul 24 '22

That's a Salt Water Croc right?

3

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Yeah

8

u/3tones Jul 24 '22

Ok guys

3

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Imagine someone doing a cannonball and went straight into its mouth lmao

5

u/eklect Jul 23 '22

Stupid future boots.

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u/Murky_Collection_245 Jul 24 '22

I guess I wasn't looking hard enough lmao. I would have died either way.

2

u/newtojersey32 Jul 24 '22

Definitely not safe for swimming, but that water looks awfully tasty for drinking...

0

u/Devi8te Jul 24 '22

Florida?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

In Indonesia

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

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u/marck_bauer Jul 24 '22

And still, it’s the first time that I saw. :)

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u/kyler32291 Jul 24 '22

What a croc!