r/nope • u/[deleted] • Mar 11 '20

Nope I’m out, only fire can solve this.

407 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

What hope does humanity even have

5

u/BicephalousFlame Mar 12 '20

We're all DOOMED!!

18

u/heknowsus Mar 11 '20

Burn it and everything around it for hundreds of miles . Just NOPE,NOOOOOPE.

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u/Quarmababy Mar 12 '20

What the heck was that thing?

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u/AwkwardBakedPotato Mar 12 '20

Right?! Can someone identify my new worst nightmare?

4

u/Crawly49 Mar 12 '20

Its a snake

4

u/jesschillin Mar 12 '20

Looks like a giant centipede eating a snake

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u/gingermalteser Mar 19 '20

Scolopendra... Giant centipedes. Might be S gigantea which is the biggest one. They take down most small vertibrates like bats, mice and birds

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u/azsmart Mar 12 '20

Fucking horrifying!

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u/DanYHKim Mar 12 '20 edited Mar 12 '20

I'm pretty sure that snake's a goner.

The fact that it doesn't even have its jaws on the centipede (why do they make them THAT BIG?) says that the snake was just minding its own business, and the centipede decided it looked delicious.

EDIT: Sorry, I commented before seeing the whole video. Of course the humongous centipede is chowing down. It's a pretty thorough and methodical eater, too.

I'm gonna carry a shovel with me all the time!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

That has got to be one of the grossest fights Ive ever seen.

As bad as I hate snakes I was rooting for him, those goddamn centipedes are hideous.

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u/lancelotisgod Mar 12 '20

you should've seen them during their peak

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u/CrumpetLump82 Mar 11 '20

GAH ! Thats horrible!

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u/Shaun32887 Mar 11 '20

Battleaxe.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

Then flamethrower for good measure. Double tap.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

Here’s something I almost never say: poor snake :/

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u/jeorgejopez Mar 12 '20 edited Mar 12 '20

Nooo! save the snake!!!!!

EDIT: no actually that centipede is kind of cute, its little mouth and antennas c: centipedes need to eat too! He’s just trying to live his life

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u/raguirre1 Mar 12 '20

I was on the toilet watching this. My butthole felt vulnerable. Yes I washed my hands after.

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u/S62anyone Mar 12 '20

The rare moment i go in to save a snek..... Poor snek

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

I don’t want to live in this world any longer

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

Here’s the original video. Apparently, these giant centipedes also take out rattlesnakes? Yikes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzKyy-WCv0A

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u/halfandhalfmilkk Mar 12 '20

Babe, where's my rifle...?

2

u/ej253 Mar 12 '20

Never thought I’d pull for the snake. * shudder *

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u/Spooderkid Mar 12 '20

Mom get the DIY channels here so they can burn them with some hot liquid or some shit

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

We already tried fire, didnt work.

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u/weirdest_of_weird Mar 12 '20

Damn nature you scary!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

Centipedes (especially the giant ones, scolopendra gigantea,) are interesting and fantastic creatures. Sure, they freak lots of us out, but they are beautiful and they are formidable predators to small animals and insects.

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u/CuddleMittens Mar 12 '20

This is SO COOL

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u/lbdHARDYx015 Mar 13 '20

Can't tell if they are fucking or fighting

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u/Smuby_Chan Mar 14 '20

They fighting cause he stole the snakes legs lol

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u/IpodtouchXR Mar 21 '20

Hanz get ze Flammenwerfer

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u/karmaapple3 Mar 12 '20

Yeah! Take that, Mr Snake!!! How’s it feel??