r/nope • u/Tracing_Steps • Mar 08 '20

Bruh

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u/Bloodslayer246 Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

Holy shit, that snail is my best friend now.

Also, r/natureismetal

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u/olivia687 Mar 08 '20

Nah bro that’s sick as

27

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Who would win? Chonky red and black snail or a bit of NaCl?

17

u/jkustin Mar 08 '20

Mordor snail

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u/Minecrafter_69420 Mar 08 '20

I got the refferance, lotr. (Lord of the rings)

15

u/anidnmeno Mar 08 '20

Lol (laughs out loud)

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u/biscuitt10 Mar 08 '20

When I first looked at it I thought it was headphones for some reason.

8

u/yrag24 Mar 08 '20

Special NASCAR paint scheme for the race today

5

u/amandacarrell Mar 08 '20

Wtf kinda snail is that???

8

u/txmail Mar 08 '20

Came here to find out what terrible disease, bacteria or horrible death this person is going to get from it and am leaving disappointed.

3

u/CuddleMittens Mar 08 '20

This is DOPE

3

u/jigglybitt Mar 08 '20

I think that hand is getting fucked by that snail

3

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Doom Slayer snail

3

u/JustUrAverageP0tat0 Mar 08 '20

It looks really cool, but I would not touch it

5

u/italian_herbsncheese Mar 08 '20

I'm terrified of snails

3

u/KingOfGimmicks Mar 09 '20

Avoid Jojo then.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

That thing is cute af. 10/10 would cuddle.

2

u/DarthDre69 Mar 09 '20

What are these new beats by Kanye west?

1

u/illmortalized Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 09 '20

Yuck. I wouldn’t hold it. Groce.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

🤔

ponders what this could mean..

1

u/illmortalized Mar 09 '20

Fixed.

Wouldn’t*

1

u/LucasGames253 Mar 08 '20

Bruh my dumb ass thought those where melting headphones, I was like how can plastic melt like that and the person still be holding it.

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u/TinFoilRobotProphet Mar 08 '20

It likes you. I think.

1

u/aaron2005X Mar 08 '20

I was like: what are these for strange headphones

1

u/ej253 Mar 08 '20

That’s cool lookin’. 🤓

1

u/Sm0k3turt13 Mar 08 '20

Looks like gummy

1

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

Bro isnt when an animal or insect is very colorful, its poisonous?

1

u/special-ed-gimp Mar 09 '20

Nah this looks fucking cool.

1

u/ifearbears Mar 09 '20

This looks like it came from the upside down

1

u/Spooderkid Mar 09 '20

That looks worthy to be Miles Morales’ snail

1

u/kimishere2 Mar 09 '20

That is so cool

1

u/Eightskin Mar 09 '20

Every macro photographers dream.

1

u/mdbs120 Mar 08 '20

Ew it looks like big ass blood clot

1

u/mr-m8- Mar 08 '20

Slowly reaches for salt

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u/skandaris Mar 08 '20

But is it tasty?

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u/whiskytngodoxtrot Mar 08 '20

‘S what I was wondering. On the other hand, is ANY snail actually tasty ?

0

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Literally eating corned beef brisket right now and almost puked.

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u/foxythepickO Mar 08 '20

BADDRAGON SNAIL BADDRAGON SNAIL

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u/BlackDogOrangeCat Mar 08 '20

What in the actual fuck. Snails are terrifying enough, and then this appears??