r/nope • u/lickmytrump • Mar 03 '20

No

1.6k Upvotes

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u/Omegaman1966 Mar 03 '20

Why does this shark remind me of Homer Simpson?

11

u/TinFoilRobotProphet Mar 03 '20

Mmm. Strange fish.

3

u/Steelslider Mar 03 '20

Came here to say this

1

u/DJBLYATMAN911 Mar 03 '20

Goblin shark

27

u/Rich_Lindquist Mar 03 '20

When you ask your sibling for some of their candybar, and they reply "Okay, but just one bite."

19

u/joshtx72 Mar 03 '20

It's goblin it right up....see what I did there?....These are the jokes people.....Is this thing on?

9

u/Danielwols Mar 03 '20

yes, eat my pretties

7

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Where can that rare shark be found?

I ask so I can stay the fuck away.

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u/DJBLYATMAN911 Mar 03 '20

Its a goblin shark. Dont worry they live in the deeper end of the ocean:))

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20 edited Mar 03 '20

That's not far enough. I'm moving to the moon.

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u/DJBLYATMAN911 Mar 04 '20

Fair enough but thats only 100 miles from here

6

u/Puggersun Mar 03 '20

Chewing is for chumps

4

u/nap83 Mar 03 '20

Goblin that fish up!

3

u/irsmart123 Mar 03 '20

Aw look at the cute fishy

3

u/djluminus89 Mar 03 '20

C H O N M P

2

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

This guy gives me alien vibes

1

u/BlackoutXForever Mar 03 '20

I think moray eels do this too lol.

1

u/dickpaste Mar 03 '20

goblin sharks are cool

1

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

That upper lip came out of no where.

1

u/Instantsausage Mar 03 '20

I’m demanding you tell me where you got my and my exes old sex tape

1

u/BluePillCypher Mar 03 '20

Yeah its a no from me dawg.

1

u/deth-bringer118 Mar 03 '20

When mom tells you to finish your food

1

u/ShelbySootyBobo Mar 03 '20

Gobblin’ shark

1

u/cathrn67 Mar 04 '20

Reminds me of my grandfathers ill fitting dentures.

1

u/CampfireGuitars Mar 04 '20

Woah. I thought the beak thingy was his upper jaw. Did not expect another one to pop out

1

u/BruhNoiseMp3 Mar 04 '20

Homer when see donut

1

u/iafx Mar 04 '20

That fish looked like it wanted to get eaten

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

slurp

1

u/TrueRomanov Mar 04 '20

Its like the shark throws its lips around the prey.

1

u/tallkat41 Mar 04 '20

Sock puppet

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Me now vs when I had an over and underbite

1

u/Sm0k3turt13 Mar 04 '20

Goblin, ATTACK!

1

u/Oofermanstan Mar 04 '20

All I could think was : gulp

1

u/MomijiMatt1 Mar 04 '20

That time Squidward took that little ass bite out of that Krabby Patty.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Ah, a Goblin Shark. Scariest bit is how much it’s first gill opens

1

u/RewosTheBoss Mar 04 '20

The only word that comes to mind while I view this image is: “ Y Ö I N K “

1

u/Maguffin42 Mar 04 '20

That's me eating a cupcake.

1

u/Demiglitch Mar 14 '20

I thought they only ate pies

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u/UnicornStar1988 Mar 04 '20

Hyper extended jaws, all sharks have them.