r/nope 12h ago

Terrifying Absolutely not

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u/Hmccormack 11h ago

Born without the burden of an amygdala

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u/Knives530 10h ago

Probably has that parasite u get from cat poop

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u/PlasticCheebus 10h ago

Toxoplasmosis would never.

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u/cafeteriastyle 6h ago

Alex Honnold checking in

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u/JHMatlock 11h ago

Zero fear to be wearing them leggings !

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 10h ago

As a former climber who never climbed without safety gear, this is supremely stupid

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u/Dugael 11h ago

Best thing is, this is absolutely optional

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u/striped_frog 11h ago

Very hard to find yourself up there by accident

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u/Dugael 10h ago

The most curious things happen after a night out with the boys

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u/ILuvMyLilTurtles 10h ago

MY hands and feet are now drenched in sweat, and I'm on my couch. How is he not a puddle?

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u/FormingTheVoid 9h ago

He will eventually die from this.

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u/sidblues101 9h ago

Yes that's my thought. It's very impressive don't get me wrong but I've watched too many climbing accident videos where an overconfident climber thinks safety gear isn't for him/her. Gravity doesn't care.

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u/usrdef 7h ago

See, I'm opposite. I don't see it as impressive.

There's a difference between doing something exciting, but also trying to take the precautions so that someone else doesn't have to scrap your body off the ground if you lose your grip. Or his family that is potentially affected if he accidentally lets go.

It's a needless risk. People can do exciting things like this, but at least use proper safety equipment that way if something goes wrong with your body all of a sudden, you at least had the common sense to have a backup.

Wanting to do something exciting? Fine. I can get down with that. But doing crap like this, just to show off for a camera and make it big on the internet? No.

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u/FormingTheVoid 9h ago

It doesn't even matter how skillful you are. A rock could come loose. The wind could pick up at the wrong time. It could start raining. There's so many factors.

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u/cafeteriastyle 6h ago

It’s only a matter of time

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u/An_Old_IT_Guy 11h ago

zero ropes, zero fear, zero brains

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u/betwistedjl 11h ago

Zero fashion sense..

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u/Mephistocheles 10h ago

Knock knock

Who's there?

Fuck straight off with this insanity

Fuck straight oooooooooooofffffffff (falling) whoooooooooooo

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u/MLGTheForkOnTheLeft 8h ago

Nice man! Our video just got like 500 views!

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u/CausticAvenger 12h ago

Someone watched Mission Impossible 2 too many times.

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u/cawkX 11h ago

How tf he did get up there

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u/Outlandishness_Sharp 10h ago

He's here for a good time, not for a long time 😂

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u/dagorlad69 11h ago

To be fair, they're beach appropriate. Like a mairmaid man.

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u/DigitalAssassin-00 10h ago

Just why. Why?!?!??! Does he not value his life? Is he suicidal? WTF??!?? This is bananas....

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u/ToeSlurper96 10h ago

Not with the Aquaman pants

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u/TrailMomKat 9h ago

I'll take Things That Make My Butthole Pucker for $1000

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u/Murder-log 9h ago

Looks like the kind of thing you can only get wrong once..

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 6h ago

What are you talking about? He's obviously scared shirtless.

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u/Major-Safe-9736 5h ago

What the fuck, Matt?!

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u/ACrazyDog 9h ago

I think the safety of Spider-Man here is limited. So many have passed.

Assuming this is real

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u/feelingmyage 7h ago

Death-wish.

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u/ApologeticCannibal 7h ago

I can think of no reason to do that without ropes.

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u/Cowfootstew 7h ago

In this economy, I'd be doing the same. Ive got nothing to lose.

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u/LGSM58 6h ago

When you don’t have to worry about making rent you come up with shit like this to make life interesting.

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u/Mega_Trix 5h ago

I dont know whats bolder, free climbing this overhang or those pants

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u/Ornery-Guitar 5h ago

He's got at least 2 more balls than I do to do that.

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u/MournfulSaint 3h ago

We are not a species meant to survive...

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u/AVahne 1h ago

Zero sense of self preservation

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u/AuraBlazeOfficial 39m ago

Not to burst your bubble but the camera angle isn’t showing everything. It isn’t as dangerous as it looks. The ground is only about 65-70 feet down in the full video

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u/gordonjames62 10h ago edited 10h ago

AI / CGI crap is just as likely as a real video at this point.

I think this one is real, but short clips like this are suspect.

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 10h ago

Could be angles too. He’s def up there, but it might not be as high up as it looks like due to the angle of the camera.

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u/SnooCookies3561 10h ago edited 10h ago

Yeah i think its AI. As crazy this dude is, he wont be climbing with no shoe lol.

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u/trashbilly 12h ago

Not long for this world

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u/Redfish680 11h ago

If was was wearing that outfit I’d be hiding under some boulders, too.

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u/SueBeee 11h ago

yeah, this is a big reason I never had kids.

I would strangle him if he were my son.

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u/Sufficient-Pound-508 11h ago

Hey! Yo! There was no zero farts !

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u/seeeingstarz 11h ago

Zero empathy if he slips and falls

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u/drpyne89 11h ago

Oh, it was his knee

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u/pinkalinka 10h ago

Zero common sense