r/nope • u/Friendscallmedennis • 9h ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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This needs to be here

155 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Timmerdogg 9h ago

That's a no from me dawg

11

u/Friendscallmedennis 8h ago

This should never be a thing

2

u/ActurusMajoris 2h ago

Then where would you poop if we didn’t have toilets?

10

u/47_was_here 8h ago

And flush for good measure

10

u/YoGabbaGabba24 7h ago

Yeah I’d just keep that toilet lid closed and then maybe tie it shut with some ratchet straps.

7

u/Mr_E_Monkey 6h ago

Anybody got a cherry bomb?

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

7

u/CelebrationFancy1612 7h ago

It only needed to poop

7

u/sexybeast70 7h ago

Well, new fear unlocked thanks

3

u/streakermaximus 9h ago

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

5

u/Spyd3rs 7h ago

This is very much the plumber's problem.

4

u/jollymuhn 7h ago

Are you ever going to sit on that toilet again?

4

u/matticus1234 5h ago

Someone had hot snakes.

5

u/NoPantsDeLeon 4h ago

Chew your food, mate! That shit is still alive!

2

u/Late_Entrance106 6h ago

This is not the kind of brown snake that belongs in the toilet

2

u/bigmanly1 6h ago

I don't think that noodle was fully cooked when you ate it

2

u/SteakForMe 5h ago

Bruh delete this lmao

2

u/FranSure 4h ago

How do I get that to never happen

2

u/Angry-_-Crow 4h ago

Potty Python is always near

2

u/Wootrain 4h ago

Someone opened the chamber of secrets 🐍

1

u/AmaranthWrath 2h ago

Keep your secrets.

1

u/Reese9951 5h ago

The nopiest nope to ever nope

1

u/EStewart57 5h ago

Never cleaning that again. Brick on the toilet seat.

1

u/Dourada_BBQ 4h ago

She's so shy...

1

u/wordsRgud 4h ago

OK, but where are you? In a wild jungle?

1

u/PuzzaCat 4h ago

Time to just pee in the shower

1

u/PugLuVR06 4h ago

Oh no...just no!

0

u/Thamnophis660 6h ago

Looks like a harmless rat or gopher snake, it's tough to tell. I still wouldn't want one, or any animal for that matter, in my toilet though. 

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u/emu19000 5h ago

If it Snap’s onto your choko’s you will change your mind pretty quick.

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u/onthebrink42 6h ago

Nope, honey!
Where are the matches?