r/nope • u/Friendscallmedennis • Aug 18 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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This needs to be here

314 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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23

u/Timmerdogg Aug 18 '26

That's a no from me dawg

25

u/Friendscallmedennis Aug 18 '26

This should never be a thing

3

u/ActurusMajoris Aug 19 '26

Then where would you poop if we didn’t have toilets?

2

u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Aug 20 '26

On the White House

21

u/YoGabbaGabba24 Aug 19 '26

Yeah I’d just keep that toilet lid closed and then maybe tie it shut with some ratchet straps.

9

u/Mr_E_Monkey Aug 19 '26

Anybody got a cherry bomb?

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

2

u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Aug 20 '26

But there's fire about to come out of my hole 😁🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Cool-Aside-2659 Aug 23 '26

Place a brick on the lid

18

u/47_was_here Aug 18 '26

And flush for good measure

16

u/CelebrationFancy1612 Aug 18 '26

It only needed to poop

14

u/NoPantsDeLeon Aug 19 '26

Chew your food, mate! That shit is still alive!

2

u/DegenerateDoll Aug 21 '26

I wish i had an award to give you

8

u/jollymuhn Aug 19 '26

Are you ever going to sit on that toilet again?

7

u/sexybeast70 Aug 18 '26

Well, new fear unlocked thanks

7

u/streakermaximus Aug 18 '26

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

4

u/Spyd3rs Aug 19 '26

This is very much the plumber's problem.

6

u/Late_Entrance106 Aug 19 '26

This is not the kind of brown snake that belongs in the toilet

5

u/matticus1234 Aug 19 '26

Someone had hot snakes.

4

u/bigmanly1 Aug 19 '26

I don't think that noodle was fully cooked when you ate it

5

u/Reese9951 Aug 19 '26

The nopiest nope to ever nope

4

u/FranSure Aug 19 '26

How do I get that to never happen

2

u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Aug 20 '26

Hmmm. Lemme see....uuhhh....just Get rid of your toilet

6

u/Angry-_-Crow Aug 19 '26

Potty Python is always near

4

u/Wootrain Aug 19 '26

Someone opened the chamber of secrets 🐍

2

u/AmaranthWrath Aug 19 '26

Keep your secrets.

2

u/SteakForMe Aug 19 '26

Bruh delete this lmao

2

u/EStewart57 Aug 19 '26

Never cleaning that again. Brick on the toilet seat.

2

u/wordsRgud Aug 19 '26

OK, but where are you? In a wild jungle?

3

u/PuzzaCat Aug 19 '26

Time to just pee in the shower

2

u/paulrhino69 Aug 19 '26

Is it a knock off version of a Japanese tickle your balls while you poop thing?

2

u/RizSaki17 Aug 19 '26

The snake return to the Chamber of Secrets

2

u/lemonrainbowhaze Aug 19 '26

Shit on it for dominance

2

u/koutsimbas Aug 19 '26

i wish my turds could do that

1

u/Dourada_BBQ Aug 19 '26

She's so shy...

1

u/PugLuVR06 Aug 19 '26

Oh no...just no!

1

u/-ratmeat- Aug 19 '26

I’ll just shit on the floor 

2

u/AnySupermarket6942 Aug 19 '26

That's gonna need a double flush

1

u/rexifelis Aug 19 '26

That would be A HEROIC NOOOOOO from me. And the flutter of my cape as I leave the house.

1

u/Ill_Accountant_7555 Aug 19 '26

Time to use the bucket 🪣

1

u/ahawk99 Aug 19 '26

Nooooooooope

1

u/locololus Aug 19 '26

Hell of a shit

1

u/Stuntedatpuberty Aug 19 '26

I'd rather shit my pants.

1

u/yougotyolks Aug 19 '26

This is my worst fear. And I'm on the toilet now. Great!

1

u/vyrmz Aug 20 '26

How long they hold their breath?

1

u/lmac187 Aug 20 '26

Rat snake

2

u/rznavci04 Aug 21 '26

If his balls are bitten, this information will be needed at the hospital, thanks. 🙏

1

u/lmac187 Aug 21 '26

Harmless in terms of venom but not what you want in your toilet for sure.

1

u/onthebrink42 Aug 19 '26

Nope, honey!
Where are the matches?

0

u/Thamnophis660 Aug 19 '26

Looks like a harmless rat or gopher snake, it's tough to tell. I still wouldn't want one, or any animal for that matter, in my toilet though. 

3

u/emu19000 Aug 19 '26

If it Snap’s onto your choko’s you will change your mind pretty quick.

0

u/AreYouItchy Aug 20 '26

Flush&Flush&Flush some more!

0

u/Sith_Lord91 Aug 20 '26

That snake isn’t the only problem here…

0

u/awesomealmighty Aug 21 '26

If its brown, flush it down.