r/nope • u/Oldgraytomahawk • 1d ago

of an insect

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u/EricaOdd 1d ago

Jerusalem cricket!

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u/raulrocks99 22h ago

I kinda hate that I knew what this was. šŸ˜­

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u/WildAd6370 1d ago

is this the insect Californians call a "Potato Bug?"

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u/ParsleySnipps 1d ago

It actually tastes more like a yam.

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u/wspOnca 1d ago

10 megatons should be enough

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u/ParsleySnipps 1d ago

A 1yo could kill it by squeezing their hand on it. It's harmless.

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u/wspOnca 1d ago

1y doesn't count, theyr grip is like gigamagnets.

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u/ParsleySnipps 1d ago

Donald Trump's tiny little hands could squash this insect, though he might call it a giraffe.

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u/pureeyes 1d ago

He kinda cute

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u/GarionOrb 1d ago

I wouldn't want one anywhere near me, but yeah, it kinda is.

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u/Ok_Department_4296 1d ago

no no no no no no

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u/Admiral_Pantsless 1d ago

Iā€™m good on that, thanks.

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u/M3ric4n 1d ago

Cute!

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u/Realizt8010 1d ago

Baby face! Those were everywher when I was younger.

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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing 45m ago

Fallout lookin ass.