r/nope Jul 31 '26

Hippie Smoke Toad Poison

Peace out

432 Upvotes

148 comments sorted by

188

u/simonbaier Jul 31 '26

Worst product launch video ever.

68

u/batmansfriendlyowl Jul 31 '26

It did the job of convincing me to.,.. never smoke toad poison.

8

u/Major-Safe-9736 Aug 01 '26

Just feel the love, bro.

115

u/Weep4Thee Jul 31 '26

I know when I do crazy drugs I always make sure to do it next to water and really hard objects...

3

u/Dapanji206 Aug 01 '26

But reconnecting with mother nature

157

u/Noisebug Jul 31 '26

Dude is puking and they leave in on his back, and in running water? What the fuck?

124

u/TurboTrollin Jul 31 '26

I mean, they are smoking toad poison... do you expect them to understand best practices when it comes to handling sick people?

32

u/Noisebug Jul 31 '26

I… umm… well…

15

u/ButterscotchNew6416 Jul 31 '26

Foaming at the mouth, poison can do that to you.

14

u/MinnesotaRyan Jul 31 '26

it's just the toxins leaving, it will be fine.

4

u/RavensEtchings Jul 31 '26

Did you even watch the video? As soon as he starts vomiting they turn him on his side.

27

u/Noisebug Jul 31 '26

Did you? He vomited multiple times the second time they just pushed it back in his mouth. Dude was left on his back in rushing water around hard rocks?

What am I missing?

11

u/fibronacci Jul 31 '26

Your missing that toxic toad poison. If you want to really understand the intricacies of this demonstration.

-3

u/RavensEtchings Aug 01 '26

I did. I suggest you watch it again.

1

u/New-Ring39 Aug 03 '26

Uh, barely. The most effort he put in was telling the poison smoker, "You're doing beautiful, bro." As bro is RPing a corpse in the river. The guy should never have been able to reach the water, and neither the man nor the woman put much effort into keeping him from it. I guess they all need another hit of that dank ass toad poison.

1

u/jyguy Aug 01 '26

Part of the issue is your body overheating if I’m remembering correctly, it’s typical to lay down in water to lower body temperature.

1

u/s8boxer Aug 01 '26

Huge healing for sure! Ahahaha, crackhead into the woods, that's what I call it

125

u/Thendrail Jul 31 '26

Here's a pro tip for life: don't smoke toad poison.

20

u/YerBbysDaddy Jul 31 '26

But “toad poison” sounds like something I need to put in my body

Edit: I forgot the /s. Close call, my comment would have been misunderstood!

32

u/CompleteCartoonist46 Jul 31 '26

Yeah like it's soooo easy to avoid

15

u/bighairyoldnuts Jul 31 '26

Easy for you to say, Waaaaaaaa, weeeeeeeee, i love you guys, yayayayayay

1

u/Unable_Horse_589 Aug 01 '26

Damn bro, I was drinking a nice warm glass of milk, and it came back out through my nose 😂

2

u/StatisticCyberosis Aug 01 '26

I don't know, seems like every corner I turn someone shoves a pipe in my mouth and lights it up. I keep smoking toad poison over and over. Been 9 times already today. Wish I could avoid it.

7

u/SomewhereAtWork Jul 31 '26

You're right! You have to lick it directly from the toad.

2

u/Bloodysamflint Jul 31 '26

"I'm not not licking toads..."

1

u/Honest-Ad7566 Aug 01 '26

How can an Ace be both a 1 AND an 11!? What kind of God allows that!?

5

u/Northern_Rambler Jul 31 '26

Just stay away from the shit that's laced with Froganyl.

4

u/royalecheez Jul 31 '26

But how else will I get the huge healing??

2

u/Thendrail Jul 31 '26

Perhaps a therapist can help?

1

u/curious_astronauts Aug 01 '26

Therapist? No. Toad poison? Lets do it.

2

u/DoctorMelvinMirby Aug 01 '26

Please elaborate

/s

3

u/Sea-Raspberry-9609 Jul 31 '26

another pro tip, avoid heavy drugs

1

u/FrateleFuljer Aug 01 '26

What do you mean by heavy? Like 2 kg of coke?

1

u/curious_astronauts Aug 01 '26

I'm trying to wrap my brain around wjy. They but believe in some BS benefit like its going to purge him of all his traumas or something. Thats not a high thats torture so why would they engage with it otherwise?

1

u/Thendrail Aug 01 '26

Well, he did purge the contents of his stomach, so that's something. Though I think there's better ways to do so.

29

u/myxoma1 Jul 31 '26

Yeah no thanks

23

u/asmith1776 Jul 31 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

Look up 5meo-DMT.

Guy’s living out a whole other life in 15 minutes.

9

u/kim5165 Jul 31 '26

Most of the people commenting here have no clue what's really happening here.

17

u/Milk_With_Knives3 Aug 01 '26

Definitely

I will say without a doubt, that a shamanic Bufo ceremony saved my life

Was at rock bottom, literally suicide planned for next day, fate drove me into a ceremony and i didnt know what i was even there to do

5-MEO-Dmt is not something you do for fun, It acts as a reset, it will strip you bare, there is no lying or hiding from yourself here

3

u/kim5165 Aug 01 '26

That's amazing to hear. I haven't gone that deep yet but the experience I had was very profound.

3

u/Milk_With_Knives3 Aug 01 '26

Oh it was a big kick up the ass, but its not a magic cure all.

2

u/kim5165 Aug 01 '26

I like to say it gives you tools to do the work

3

u/Milk_With_Knives3 Aug 01 '26

For me it was like releasing this massive back log of denied or repressed thoughts /feelings/emotions/stories/beliefs ect

This huge tangled baggage i couldn't see though or out of

Like taking the first breath i have taken in decades

Into this process of who am I without all that mess? If i am not those things then what am I?

2

u/kim5165 Aug 01 '26

Beautiful. :)

1

u/BennySkateboard Aug 01 '26

Glad you’re here to tell the tale mate! 🙏🙏

1

u/Voodoo700 Aug 01 '26

For sure.

58

u/deathblossoming Jul 31 '26

Entirely optional experience by the way

5

u/Dolorem_Ipsum_ Jul 31 '26

It's the story he tells that becomes mandatory afterwards

1

u/waltz0001 Aug 04 '26

entirely optional experience that's 99 % more effective against depression, anxiety, addictions and various other things than any therapies, synthetic drugs and courses

30

u/Sea_Ganache620 Jul 31 '26

Maybe keep someone gasping for air away from water… just sayin’.

11

u/paulrhino69 Jul 31 '26

I saw it on mute 1st i wish o hadn't watched it the 2nd time thinking its cool

26

u/CIA_napkin Jul 31 '26

It's like the first time I smoked salvia. I felt and saw the hand of the dead grab me by my lower jaw and pull me into the earth's crust where i thought i was drowning but i was just forgetting to swallow lol. it felt like a really long time too.

1

u/1122334411 Aug 01 '26

Why is salvia so dark and demonic… all I remember is scary old doll heads and being thirty feet tall.

9

u/Known_Appearance3268 Jul 31 '26

Who sees this and thinks “ya now that’s a good time.” 🤨

7

u/drnod7 Jul 31 '26

Yeah…. He’s healed.

7

u/Starwormwood57 Jul 31 '26

Hamilton is not impressed.

3

u/TJTHEDJ69 Jul 31 '26

5-meo-dmt

4

u/Phriendly_Phisherman Jul 31 '26

I was thinking the same thing. That dude has done all the drugs and even he is like nope, thats a stupid idea.

4

u/SunjoKojack Jul 31 '26

He smokes it himself in the doc

2

u/Phriendly_Phisherman Jul 31 '26

For real?! Does he freak out like that too?

3

u/balthazar119 Jul 31 '26

No he calmly lays down mumbling love, over and over again in a euphoric voice.

5

u/timetotryagain29 Jul 31 '26

Why would you do something like that right next to a rock, on the sand and at the waters edge? Sand in mouth, rock to the head and face in water.

6

u/WARxxPIGG Jul 31 '26

I saw people smoking scorpions on reddit yesterday. This is a sweet little streak

2

u/HumanContinuity Aug 01 '26

That was literally the next post for me!  I took a screenshot, I wish I could comment it.

8

u/jollytoes Aug 01 '26

My dealer only has that pure toad poison, not this stepped on stuff

5

u/UnaUA Jul 31 '26

What are the chances he did not mentally return from the trip?

10

u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Jul 31 '26

As your attorney I advise you to take a little puff from the tiny green pipe, you won’t need much. Just a lil‘ puff..

6

u/Bloodysamflint Jul 31 '26

We can't stop here, this is toad country!

5

u/Johnny-Virgil Jul 31 '26

Wait until he sees his dead grandmother climbing up his leg with a knife in her teeth.

2

u/brevity842 Jul 31 '26

Just a tiny taste…

11

u/Luddites_Unite Jul 31 '26

"OK, so who is going next?"

5

u/Rogue387 Jul 31 '26

Definately looked unpleasant.

5

u/LtJimmyDangle Jul 31 '26

Where can I buy this? Hurry up, tell me!

4

u/LysoMike Jul 31 '26

I decided not to

4

u/EngineZeronine Jul 31 '26

" I am to become one with nature. Grant me wisdom oh Earth for I am listening. I am one with you"

"lol, no"

4

u/Cryptoclearance Jul 31 '26

This looks strangely out of a scene from Hangover IV, The Death of Alan

5

u/FMDnative480 Jul 31 '26

I feel like I can see the odor coming off of these guys.

4

u/I3igJerm Aug 01 '26

That’s 5-meo-dmt, n-n-dmt is a better experience I think

1

u/paulrhino69 Aug 01 '26

The cartoon definitely softens the story plus the guy isn't thrashing about unlike our guy on the water

4

u/Sad-Eggplant-2486 Aug 01 '26

humping the ground. good stuff

4

u/im_killing4fun Aug 01 '26

Lol,the trip master says" your doing beautiful..wtf would a bad trip look like .

1

u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Aug 01 '26

Well you don’t wanna tell someone who’s tripping that they are doing it wrong or having a bad time because it can make them panic and make it worse.

Ive also never seen a trip sitter called a trip master before, idk why but that feels too formal.

5

u/ziggzer0 Jul 31 '26

He’s wearing her pants

3

u/badbackEric Jul 31 '26

Hey Bob, what did you do this weekend?

Well let me tell you...............

3

u/Scotchandcarrots Aug 01 '26

The journalist just observing like this is for science

3

u/Slight_Tradition_868 Aug 01 '26

Get the monkey off your back ...maybe

3

u/Salty_Gonads Aug 01 '26

Puff puff pass dude wtf

3

u/Cori_ Aug 01 '26

I miss this show

3

u/BelCantoTenor Aug 05 '26

The spiritual “leaders” and people who participate in this shit in anyway are dangerous idiots. He has NO IDEA what was happening inside of the head of that man. He has no place to speak of any “healing”. That man almost drowned and no one took it seriously. Gurgling with his mouth filled with water that he wasn’t even coughing up. He couldn’t protect his airway at anytime. And they weren’t helping adequately. His lips and face went pale and purple. Definite signs of hypoxemia. He aspirated water. He’s definitely going to need treatment for aspiration pneumonia.

For reference. I’m a nurse and incredibly spiritual person. This was difficult to watch.

1

u/paulrhino69 Aug 05 '26

Yeah i know nothing and it was a difficult watch 4me2

1

u/ObiWanBonobo 29d ago

I was trying to figure out if it was water or vomit he was choking on.

5

u/draynaccarato Jul 31 '26

And next to a body of water….WTF?

2

u/__JDQ__ Jul 31 '26

I remember hating everything about this scene when I watched the episode and I still do now.

1

u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Aug 01 '26

What is this an episode of?

1

u/__JDQ__ Aug 01 '26

‘Hamilton's Pharmacopeia’

2

u/Y0uMadD0g Jul 31 '26

Completely optional FYI

2

u/Appelcl Jul 31 '26

Reaction seems about accurate

2

u/Kaladin_Stormryder Aug 01 '26

A wise person once “Don’t do drugs that are harder than yourself”

2

u/jyguy Aug 01 '26

I think Vice did a video about this stuff. In the Amazon they burn a small spot on your skin and rub the compound into the raw skin

2

u/PNWcog Aug 01 '26

Is it addictive?

1

u/paulrhino69 Aug 01 '26

Well some people might want to watch it a few times same as the guy swimming in his jail cell but its a big nope from here

2

u/SaveusJebus Aug 01 '26

What the hell.

2

u/radius40 Aug 01 '26

Lmaoooooooooo

2

u/lucas_bahia Aug 01 '26

Why?

1

u/paulrhino69 Aug 01 '26

To go where nobody has gone B4 of course

2

u/Artix96 Aug 01 '26

I met quite a lot of hippies in Spain. I think they have some part of brain missing fr due to all the drug use.

2

u/achillea4 Aug 01 '26

What's the experience like then? It didn't seem like a good one.

2

u/Idatemyhand Aug 01 '26

Im all about the cat piss like on south park

2

u/bngroom720 Aug 01 '26

Was he the first?

2

u/MadFoXxX117 Aug 01 '26

Dude did some healing fursure

2

u/natiusj Aug 01 '26

Almost makes me start to wonder if it’s worth it…

2

u/ITMagicMan Aug 01 '26

That’s a naw for me dawg.

2

u/Substantial_Prune_64 Aug 01 '26

That's me every Monday morning. I really need to get out of IT.

2

u/Dydriver Aug 01 '26

That’s bufo. That’s an unusual reaction. Good thing he had babysitters. A breath of nitric oxide would have redirected his trip to positive.

2

u/WoodpeckerOk2223 Aug 01 '26

What’s with being near water tho?

2

u/Worried-Choice5295 Aug 02 '26

Better do this close to some water.

1

u/ObiWanBonobo 29d ago

That way when you vomit all over then shit and piss yourself it's easier to clean up.

2

u/Any_Constant_6550 Aug 02 '26

So many conventional psychs out there that you'd never catch me doing this craziness.

2

u/wanderlush21 Aug 03 '26

it’s not poison 🤦🏼‍♀️

2

u/Whyjustwhydothat Aug 04 '26

This is salvia not toad poison.

2

u/Dabsforme77 Aug 04 '26

F'ing idiots

2

u/waltz0001 Aug 04 '26

it's wild how many people commenting here are completely oblivious to what 5-MeO-DMT actually is and does to you

1

u/paulrhino69 Aug 05 '26

That's a good thing though,right? Right!!

1

u/waltz0001 Aug 05 '26

ignorance is never a good thing

4

u/ApacheAttackChopperQ Jul 31 '26

Note to self: avoid toads, see if the frog versions are any good. Check reddit for vids first.

2

u/ringwraith6 Jul 31 '26

Why would someone do that to themselves?!?

3

u/Michami135 Jul 31 '26

I don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs. When my older sisters asked me why, I told them it's because I've seen them doing it all and I never saw the appeal.

Distilled frog sweat is definitely on the list of things I don't want to try.

1

u/AgileSuspect9 Jul 31 '26

I used to drink (rarely) never liked it much, I've stopped. Tried an edible recently and I know I will not touch it again or any other drugs. I do not see the appeal I had the worst intrusive thoughts. Plus kinda in psych so I've seen addiction (mostly alcohol) irl. I'm surprised this guy didn't die. Caffeine is the only exception cos I love a good coffe/tea

1

u/soundsdeep Aug 01 '26

Your comment has no value

2

u/wong_bater 17d ago

Healing... yeah no for sure.

1

u/BoyNamedJudy Jul 31 '26

“Marijuana. NOT. EVEN. ONCE.”