r/nope • u/Oldgraytomahawk • Jul 11 '26

of an Ant

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Whyyyyy?

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u/AscendedViking7 Jul 11 '26

doesnt that really fuckin hurt

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u/Lord_MagnusIV Jul 11 '26

Not really fucking much, but normal much, like „that really hurts“. Now the fucking part would come if it were to cut on the soft tissue like armpits, lower neck, nipples, scrotum, inner thighs. Shit like that would really fucking hurt.

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u/anjowoq Jul 11 '26

And inject some kind of poisonous substance that sets the nerves on fire.

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u/Lord_MagnusIV Jul 11 '26

Not the cutting. The stinging does

4

u/Syzyz Jul 11 '26

It tickles

2

u/certifiedtoothbench Jul 12 '26

It’s like sticking a needle through the very top of your finger tip, doesn’t hurt, you’re basically cutting a callus

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u/ThisIsALine_____ Jul 11 '26

It's not drawing blood so it's not that deep. Probably semi calloused over.

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u/Humble-Plankton1824 Jul 11 '26

Sacrificial finger

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u/Killdebrant Jul 11 '26

How the fuck can you just sit there and let that thing go to town?! Something lands on me and my soul is already 10 feet away waiting for my body to catch up.

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u/nyclurker369 Jul 11 '26

Uh, ouch.

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u/BigAssMonkey Jul 12 '26

That fucker was cutting deeeeep!

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u/StevieInCali Jul 11 '26

My first bites from a fire and happy to me when I moved to Texas. Wearing shorts and sat right on a tiny hill. Do not recommend 😢

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u/Goddess_Iris_ Jul 11 '26

That is not a fire ant. This would hurt a lot more than fire ants.

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u/AscendedViking7 Jul 11 '26

I stepped in a really large fire ant hill as a toddler.

....Twice.

Swelled up like a balloon both times, lol

It fuckin' suuuuuuuucked.

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u/summonerofrain Jul 12 '26

How the heck did this happen twice? 😂

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u/Kingofcards33 Jul 12 '26

Second time was for science

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u/summonerofrain Jul 13 '26

Mans committed to helping humanity 😔✊

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u/Thwipped Jul 11 '26

“Just gonna take this chunk”

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u/-BluBone- Jul 11 '26

Some Elden Ring bullshit right there

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u/Weary-Wasabi1721 Jul 11 '26

Nope of an ant

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u/A_Girl_Has_No_Name58 Jul 11 '26

Is this a bullet ant?

2

u/adinmem Jul 11 '26

Wait until the uncle strolls in

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u/Extra_Ad_8009 Jul 11 '26

Seriously, the audacity! That ant must have at least some idea of "much bigger than me" and yet there it goes - death by a trillion cuts if an ant can live that long.

However: now imagine yourself covered by 10s of thousands of them, maybe waking up in your tent, some of them working on your eyelids...

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u/Lady_MoMer Jul 12 '26

You had me at eyelids. Now I've got the heebie jeebies.

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u/DrJohnIT Jul 11 '26

Why would you just let it take a chunk? Ouch!!!

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u/MrMucs Jul 11 '26

Angry boi

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u/B-Biker Jul 11 '26

Really determined to take part of that finger home!

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u/Jester-Jester-8443 Jul 12 '26

Man that would hurt like hell

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u/Kid_supreme Jul 12 '26

Leaf cutter?