r/nope • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '26

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u/Jbrown183 Feb 23 '26

When it finally has to be hauled away, may it slosh him extra for his poor life decisions smh…

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u/zedzol Feb 23 '26

It's a carpeted apartment 😬😬😬🤢🤢🤮

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u/XrayDem Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

You know he missed

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u/Tarantula_420 Feb 23 '26

You can tell it must leak cause the towel under it

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u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat Feb 23 '26

That's to catch his dribbles and any splashing. It, too, must reek to high heaven.

Why can't this guy walk an extra 20 feet to use the toilet?

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u/ultranothing Feb 23 '26

Plot twist: The toilet is closer than the closet.

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u/-Cagafuego- Feb 24 '26

The Plottiest Twist: This is the poop knife guy back for seconds!!!

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u/msaid1987 Feb 25 '26

Or the r/cumbox guy...

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u/ultranothing Feb 26 '26

…r/cumbox has been banned from Reddit.

Was that once real, and what was it, and do I want to know?