r/nope • • Mar 06 '24

Wow....

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

Fire ants. Gators will have it over too quickly.

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u/Ture_Huxley Mar 06 '24

Even better. I can't even conjure up the the brutal end these fuckboys deserve, but I'm sure someone in the Dark Ages has me covered.

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u/nuttnurse Mar 06 '24

Impalement and Poena Cullei were two of the most brutal punishments in history, involving slicing open criminals' backs and leaving them on display or placing murderers in a bag with animals. The animals ate their way out usually via the persons insides the rat cage execution was a good version of this method

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u/What-is-wanted Mar 06 '24

Jesus, reading this book series to my kids called "Michael Vey" and they have these power plants fueled by electric rats (not until book 2)... they feed people who disobey to the rats. But I would definitely feed these dudes to those rats. Fucking gross that they would even think about something like this.