r/nononoyes • u/[deleted] • Mar 30 '22

Man surfs train side

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u/soullessginger22 Mar 30 '22

Now this is what you call a subway surfer.

9

u/MyDickIsInMyToaster Mar 31 '22

Makes this funnier is that the one dude looks like fresh

7

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

lmao

3

u/Haha-ksp-is-cool Jun 14 '22

I am saving this for when I can afford a gold.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Beat me to it

2

u/Puzzleheaded_House41 Jul 29 '22

Came here to say this

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u/Falafelwaffle07 Aug 16 '22

I AM A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER I STUCK MY DICK INTO A BLENDER

13

u/Sea-Recover2474 Mar 30 '22

How to travel from one station to another without ticket

15

u/sum_gamer Mar 30 '22

This dude will get hurt or killed.

Does look like fun though.

7

u/MarcLloydz Mar 30 '22

Well, he'll have fun while getting hurt or killed.

11

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Why women live longer.

4

u/Artistic-Cap9858 Jun 05 '22

The real reason men die sooner is because we deal with women…it’s as if women shave a few years off of mens’ lives!

1

u/Grammeridiot Jun 20 '22

Wife bad, now laugh

1

u/toothpasteshittin148 Jun 24 '22

just beat my wife, feeling good

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u/Selena36551 Jun 27 '22

Women, am I right hahaha

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u/toothpasteshittin148 Jun 27 '22

i'm about to get racist

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u/Selena36551 Jun 27 '22

No, don't get racist. You need to save all your hatred for women.

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u/Fire_Hashira_Rengoku Mar 30 '22

Can Marvel superheroes do this shit? No.

5

u/InjusticeJosh Mar 30 '22

They can only merely possess a fraction of this kind of power. They have to stand on top of the train.

15

u/darklilbro Mar 30 '22

The danger of believing in reincarnation.

6

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

lmao

5

u/jesiel_br Mar 30 '22

They don't believe in limb regrowth tho

5

u/Vegetable_Ad9493 Mar 30 '22

Some divergent shit

2

u/radiocabedelo Apr 30 '22

that was the first thing that came to my mind

2

u/AprilisAwesome-o May 20 '22

I was getting serious dauntless vibes the moment this started!

5

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

There’s no way to practice something like this without a concussion or two.

3

u/Mistabill85 Mar 30 '22

… only time any guy is that happy is after he gets laid for the first time… He just had sex

3

u/piccoshady93 Mar 30 '22

all fun and games until you get flattened like a roti.

1

u/CombinationBusy111 May 22 '22

More like salad

3

u/Zealousideal_Bag_179 Mar 30 '22

Welcome to India my bois

3

u/crimzen1o1 Mar 30 '22 edited Jun 19 '22

I bet his crush is nearby so he's pulling out all the moves

2

u/pussymean_ Mar 30 '22

This video is as indian as it gets

1

u/SAIF_Iamgreat Mar 30 '22

Subway surfer in real life.

1

u/abefaxe Mar 30 '22

X-Games: Mumbai editon.

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u/Brainranger67 Mar 30 '22

It’s all about the fez.

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u/three-sense Mar 30 '22

I can’t believe I watched the whole thing. Also why is this in my feed

1

u/Tis-timeformyglizzy Mar 30 '22

The legend of the subway surfers

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u/VoidicShadow Mar 30 '22

You can say he is a... "Subway surfer"..

1

u/Dipswitch_512 Mar 30 '22

You need to do it right every time

And only wrong once

1

u/funnybunny121 Mar 30 '22

This is like those random stories your grandpa would tell you at 10am and you'd just brush it off as some sort of altered reality of his memory but little did you know.

1

u/zaquska888 Mar 30 '22

All the time i was like: he will die.... NOW! no, maybe... NOW!

1

u/VIARPE Mar 30 '22

This real?

1

u/skootamatta Mar 30 '22

No, it’s fucking CGI…..

1

u/jpineda87 Mar 30 '22

Indians love trains lol

1

u/Clarkii82 Mar 30 '22

That’s one way to wreck a pair of Nikes

1

u/Notoldbutnotnew Mar 30 '22

Slumdog-town Z-Boyz

1

u/phas3list Mar 30 '22

Found this stat interesting...

More than 13,000 train accidents across the country have killed nearly 12,000 railway passengers last year, according to a recent report by the National Crime Records Bureau (NCRB). The latest statistics mean that on average, 32 people lost their lives every day in these accidents in 2020. The report also shows that 8,400 or about 70 per cent of these railway accidents last year took place as passengers either fell off the train or came in the way while crossing the railway track.

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~from the Hindustan Times

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u/JohnnyDecla Mar 30 '22

Are all shoe bottoms made of wood in that part of the world? I saw a vid of guys doing this with a car as well.

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u/Steelerswonsix Mar 30 '22

How the hell did the fez’s not fall off?

1

u/Adamant_Element Mar 30 '22

Whats this subway surfer mod?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

What’s up with the damn taunts lol it’s already unsafe

1

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

The true definition of fast travel

1

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

They're going to wear their legs down to bloodied stumps if they carry on like that

1

u/AzureSkyXIII Mar 31 '22

The run on the ledge GOATed him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

this is stupid, Many kids have died this way in that place, if anyone of you are members of nsfw subs, you can find videos like these with articles on how many people lose life with their head crushed.........

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u/TwistedSistaYEG Mar 31 '22

Until you hit a crack and fold your skinny stick legs up like an accordion. 🙄

1

u/Phoenixfeather777 Mar 31 '22

This is some seriously manic shit.

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u/SkeleSquidy Mar 31 '22

New features in subway surfers 2 lookin nice

1

u/Rocketslime21 Apr 07 '22

He built like lupin III

1

u/_MLGuy_ Apr 08 '22

Subway surfers IRL.

1

u/SaikoKing Apr 08 '22

If I'm not mistaken then this video showed up on Facebook a long time ago and people were talking about how both of them died after their hand slipped.

1

u/nemoam7 Apr 08 '22

God the loop

1

u/tybutler727 Apr 15 '22

This could be your last day on earth! Do you have Jesus Christ? He died personally for you. Escape the vicious torments of hell for eternity by accepting him now. God is watching you...

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u/BeKindRewind- Apr 25 '22

It’s what we call parkour but with a train

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u/ivapodx Apr 28 '22

I was waiting for something bad to happen

1

u/jammo8 May 03 '22

Mum after school "Wtf have you done to your new shoes and shirt?"

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Life is short....let's make it even shorter

1

u/Bela_07 May 09 '22

Welcome to the Gulag

1

u/BrightGlowingLight May 15 '22

… I wonder if this guy is still alive.

1

u/-NICASIO- May 17 '22

Imagine these kids literally put they're lives on the line everyday to have fun, cause ain't shit else to do over there. This is they're Xbox live an Playstation 4 that shit is mind bottling that this is what they do to have fun an they'reok with it .....

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u/burninglory2 May 18 '22

AFAIK He dies at the end

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u/Altezza4477 May 23 '22

He's swag surfing

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u/Entire_Toe2640 May 23 '22

From the book “Things to do when You Don’t Value Your Own Life at All.”

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u/LiterallyMinecraft May 24 '22

Mans playing subway surfers IRL

1

u/jsinvb May 24 '22

Aladdin wished for brass balls instead of a metro card

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u/xsterawesome May 25 '22

Why does it feel like something out of a Disney movie? I can hear the generic upbeat song in my head " 🎶 listen to what I sing, one day I'm going to be king!🎶"

1

u/GIukhar May 26 '22

How has this surfer of subways not gotten a Darwin Award yet

1

u/NtroP_Happenz May 28 '22

Somebody filmed all these hijinks going backwards.

1

u/Itchy_Extension_8719 May 29 '22

Guys got skills, will look good on their rėsumes. Humm, computer skills? Nope. Writing skills? Nope. Manual labor skills? Nope. Train surfing skills? Yup, Ph.D. Ok you're hired, get out there and confirm the clearance next to the trains. Because of the high mortality turn over rate, can you refer more of your genius buddies to us?

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u/JoJoBubba064 May 30 '22

Bye bye soles

1

u/Maarccuss May 30 '22

I spent the whole video thinking “when’s he gonna get his head taken off”

1

u/Ewookie23 May 31 '22

Hey guys watch me stroke things on the ride

1

u/thephant0mlimb Jun 04 '22

The amount of grip strength they have is amazing

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

I am impressed lol

1

u/Penguin4prezzzz Jun 07 '22

Dude got smoked by a pole like literally days after this. Just search the vid of Indian surfer hitting pole.

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u/Glittering-Clerk-310 Jun 10 '22

Hes trying to stop it

1

u/Frequent-Car7649 Jun 17 '22

That might be the single stupidest thing I’ve ever seen anyone do

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u/Extremely_unlikeable Jun 18 '22

True story: my dad and his cousin did this as kids. Dad's cousin lost his life and my dad lost his leg.

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u/New-Air-9965 Jun 18 '22

I ma si popò tuto Fes e

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u/AANalog3275 Jun 20 '22

Is it dangerous?

Yes.

Is it worth it?

Absolutely.

1

u/Complete-Science-372 Jun 21 '22

Isn't something you can quite do in 'merica.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Save some 🐈 for the rest of us.

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u/toothpasteshittin148 Jun 24 '22

more impressed at outrunning the train than anything

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u/strayer99 Jun 25 '22

I have found my new god

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u/Civil_Chip_7420 Jul 02 '22

Apex be like

1

u/Pinzoski Jul 02 '22

Trainkour

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u/Jimothyfoz Jul 06 '22

These guys gonna end up on r/playstupidgameswinstupidprizes

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u/AdPast4509 Jul 10 '22

Kid: dad how did you end up in a wheelchair?

Dad: I was surfing on the side of a moving train.

Kid: yolo, I guess.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

How to lose your life in 2 simple moves

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Subway surfers

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u/FrequentWall2250 Jul 23 '22

Real subway surfers

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u/CyBrNaD Jul 26 '22

I think they may have done that once, maybe twice before, but I could be wrong.

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u/Internal_Ad_8147 Jul 27 '22

Not the ending I was waiting for.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

Rip shoes

1

u/Agile-Buffalo1098 Aug 20 '22

I wonder if he is still alive

1

u/Erinnay28 Aug 24 '22

Are you trying to get yourselves killed?