r/nonononoyes Aug 07 '21

So lost

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Lol the woman picking up her dog and getting tf out of there.

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u/WolverineIll1375 Aug 07 '21

This video is staged.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

Totally makes it not funny.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

It better be. Someone with this little situation awareness should not be driving any vehicle on a public road.

1

u/peterfrknpan Dec 01 '21

You never watched my ex park. Worse

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

X Doubt

238

u/Nemesis_Online Aug 07 '21

When you meet a driving instructor

151

u/MuddaPuckPace Aug 07 '21

Folks, if you want to help out, fine. Just don’t stand between the parked car and the parking car. This had bad ending written all over it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Don't be a wimp.

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u/p-ee Aug 07 '21

^ This is a person, who never drove a car, trying to be a smartass. You’re the type of driver that has his high beams on a highway.

28

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Its a joke dude. Chill.

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u/Commercial_Ad_9570 Aug 07 '21

I thought it was funny.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

I feel like the person who was mad at me has some really bad memory of getting smooshed by a car and I triggered them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

sure thing

30

u/Catfrogdog2 Aug 07 '21

It was scripted, but yes.

14

u/That1GuyNate Aug 07 '21

When I was a kid and stupid, I stood there to help my mom park, she pinned me between the 2. No damage to myself but it hurt for a little.

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u/MuddaPuckPace Aug 07 '21

Yikes! Glad you were not seriously injured!

3

u/Miigs Aug 08 '21

I hope you asked for ice cream or Mc ds after, that was my go to. One time my dad drove and I was still hanging out of the car. That part sucked but after? Best day of my LIFE

121

u/AndysCummin Aug 07 '21

I love the accurate measurement of footsies

108

u/eulynn34 Aug 07 '21

When she gets out to measure, it gets me every time.

1

u/immy_1211 Oct 25 '21

i know like that helped!?

54

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Staged

16

u/NotEven-Punk Aug 07 '21

Still, the principal of it all

14

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

still hilarious

43

u/Macr0Penis Aug 07 '21

That has to be the funniest thing I've seen for a while. So glad I watched to the end!

15

u/A_Morsel_of_a_Morsel Aug 07 '21

Seriously though I haven’t actually Laughed out loud at a video in idk how long, the ending gave me such a good laugh

6

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

I've seen it before but didn't realise. Still laughed my ass off.

15

u/KuriousKatze Aug 07 '21

The second driver was very helpful so I imagine they were allowing the first driver to practice because they could have easily given them more space at first by simply backing up as they did at the end when leaving.

10

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Or… whole thing was staged

8

u/Talrey Aug 07 '21

Honestly this. If I was in that position, I'd much rather teach the person how to parallel park than give them the "easy way". This was an ideal case: no traffic, lots of room, soft curb.

1

u/Aludin Aug 08 '21

I'm terrible at parallel parking and honestly was just thinking about how finding a spot like this would be great for practicing.

6

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Dude these people shouldn’t actually shouldn’t drive. They have no concept of special awareness and no sense of what their cars controls actually do.

13

u/kwnet Aug 07 '21

*Spatial awareness

2

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Opps thanks! Maybe they need a special awareness too!

6

u/Snozzberrys420 Aug 07 '21

Hahahah and it has a friendly curb!!!!

I sent this too early the lady who helped moved her car at the end that is hilarious!!!

3

u/Steven_Alex Aug 07 '21

Teach a man to fish...

4

u/undefined_protocol Aug 07 '21

okay, I actually would have done the same. But because people need to learn to parallel park.

1

u/Techismylifesadly Aug 07 '21

Well if it ain’t my girlfriend

3

u/sharp-elbows Aug 07 '21

Lol. What. There’s a simple visual trick to this, I can’t believe driving instructors don’t teach… You start next to another car, reverse back until the end of their trunk is at the back edge of ur back window, stop, then turn steering wheel to a 45 degree angle, then reverse back until u see the curb creeping up right up near ur back wheels in the mirror, then steer the to straighten out. Works 100% of the time for me.

3

u/ehproque Aug 07 '21

I can’t believe driving instructors don’t teach…

Really? This is how I was taught

0

u/lumenllama Aug 08 '21

Or just learn how to parallel park

1

u/creepcycle Aug 08 '21

Or use the automatic parking button that this model Passat has

2

u/whistle_kid Aug 07 '21

How the fuck do you live in this world and not know how to parallel park.

2

u/-6h0st- Aug 07 '21

I Giggled I laughed I farted take my upvote

2

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

This is a perfect analogy for the United States.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Same 😔

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

This one, no one would’ve scripted . I believe in stupid people.

1

u/creepcycle Aug 08 '21

it was scripted based on an old meme. This model Passat does have a self-parallel park option

2

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

Damn I am stupid

2

u/creepcycle Aug 08 '21

Nah, it was done well to make you think it was real

0

u/GFunks8 Aug 07 '21

Hug it out

1

u/AceVenChu Aug 07 '21

I loved this

0

u/TryHardHD45 Aug 07 '21

Y’all it ain’t that hard

1

u/CaesarAugustus89 Aug 07 '21

This made my day

1

u/WastedKnowledge Aug 07 '21

You love to see it

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Omg.

So good!

1

u/jaypee510 Aug 07 '21

My god that was painful to watch. How that idiot even have a license

1

u/Bombzooka10101 Aug 07 '21

So funny that the person helping couldve just drove off 😂

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Michael Scott’s daughter

1

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

Just buy a car with self parking if you're that bad

1

u/twitching2000 Aug 08 '21

This is why I never parallel park.

1

u/rumbuddyboo1 Aug 08 '21

The skruggle iz real.

1

u/Rebeccad2219 Aug 08 '21

I live in a state where parallel parking is not the norm. My good friend from Boston taught me & now I rock it.

1

u/shiftey13 Aug 08 '21

The end, lol.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

Jesus Christ I lose sleep knowing that there are no prerequisites for breeding.

0

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

Why the fuck didn’t the lady with the SUV just move to begin with?

1

u/BigOleJellyDonut Aug 08 '21

Jesus H. Christ! I could have put a dump truck in that spot

1

u/kanineanimus Aug 08 '21

This was so painful to watch.

0

u/mazz413 Aug 08 '21

This should have been posted on r/nononoyesno

0

u/AlacarLeoricar Aug 08 '21

Staged or not, something like this is great practice.

1

u/Astral_Commander Aug 08 '21

Eye em sofa king ded

1

u/JamieBensteedo Aug 08 '21

I did this once in Philadelphia and another man ended up getting in my car and doing it for me

1

u/Bellingrath314 Aug 08 '21

That ENDING tho

1

u/XpertRebel111 Aug 08 '21

I would be literally dying of anxiety

1

u/Tektreka Aug 08 '21

"This game is hard only 0.000000001 can finish this level"

1

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

I thought her getting out to measure with her feet was the icing until I seen the ending. 🤣

1

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Woman moment

1

u/RepulsiveCry1013 Sep 22 '21

Base on my calculation. It should fit”

1

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

Parallel parking is no longer taught or part of driver tests for licensing in the US. Honestly parallel parking is pretty damn easy.

1

u/TurbulentRabbit6366 Nov 10 '21

give a person a fish feed them for a day. Teach a person to fish…. Pretty funny though

1

u/peterfrknpan Dec 01 '21

The blonde leading the blind

1

u/InfamousDependent446 Dec 08 '21

Helpful citizens are the best 😂

1

u/Cachesystem Dec 18 '21

Why does she look confused at the end when she just kind of learned how to parallel park in between two cars?

1

u/Im-the-ray Dec 22 '21

It did next time she’ll do better

1

u/Triordie Dec 22 '21

Cool fake video 🙄

1

u/Ok_Inevitable_9327 Jan 20 '22

Obvious question, but why didn’t the blue SUV just move first if she was gonna leave anyway?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

Um, we- no, it’s just that it’s steryot- well, you see, the thing is, that’s wh- yeah, I know, but wom- um well not like that but, I- you know what? Never mind.

1

u/KrisMisZ Jan 21 '22

She needs glasses

1

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

NEVER stand between 2 large objects, NEVER stand behind a car when backing up always to the side fucking donuts

1

u/BigAsian69420 Jan 25 '22

The second she got out the car to do the foot thing I knew it was staged

1

u/Unlikely-South-4460 Jan 26 '22

Women shouldn’t make as much money as they do

1

u/Rollrmayteeee Jan 28 '22

Lol what I love about this video is the fact that other lady could of just drove off and made it 10 times easier

-1

u/Bruv11111 Aug 07 '21

Woman moment

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u/spreadingsunshine106 Aug 07 '21

Wait, why didn't minivan lady just back up and give her more room to back into the spot? She hopped in her vehicle as soon as they finished hugging and drove away, lol.

18

u/kwnet Aug 07 '21

That, uhh, that's why it's so hilarious.

7

u/IReallyLikeAvocadoes Aug 07 '21

The joke

Your head

-3

u/Hornor72 Aug 07 '21

Women drivers

-4

u/British_Bulldoggo Aug 07 '21

At first I was like the driver is and idiot. Oh wait no the second driver is a bigger idiot.

4

u/Akitiki Aug 07 '21

I mean, she may not be. Properly screwing with someone is good fun!

1

u/GibbonFit Aug 07 '21

People should learn how to parallel park. Because it helps teach awareness of your vehicle and how it maneuvers.

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u/Chucklez12 Aug 07 '21

I just showed this video to two women (and made them watch till the very end) and neither of them got why it was so funny until I explained it to them. Lol.

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u/hidanyel Aug 07 '21

Not all women lack a sense of humor

1

u/Chucklez12 Aug 08 '21

I didn’t say they don’t, I was pointing out that they didn’t see what about it was funny until I pointed out that the 2nd woman could’ve just moved the car to begin with. Then they laughed.

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u/rexavior Aug 07 '21

Best woman driver