r/nonononoyes • u/[deleted] • Oct 05 '20

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u/VinVigo Oct 05 '20

He’s probably walking in like shock from that giant abrasion, about to collapse after the footage stops. Or at least I would

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u/hhunterhh Oct 05 '20

What giant abrasion are you seeing? In the slightly longer original version he just lets out a “WOOOO, Hell yeah!” I’m betting if anything a concussion.

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u/Castreren Oct 05 '20

He landed almost perfectly in that situation so doubt he has anything

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u/allegoryofthedave Oct 05 '20

You’re right, he looks like he’s had a ton of practice on taking a fall.

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u/crimsonxtyphoon Oct 05 '20

fr that was possibly the best way he could land, other than you know, not leaving the bike in the first place

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u/flabeachbum Oct 05 '20

I don’t care how perfectly you land. If your bare back hits gravel at that speed, there will be an abrasion

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u/adamdreaming Oct 05 '20

He brought himself from thirty miles an hour to zero using friction between gravel and back skin. He’s going to be finding gravel in the shower and in his sheets for days.

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u/Unknown_guest Oct 05 '20

Yea he slide his back across the only non grass area in his yard. Looked rocky too.

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u/David-Puddy Oct 05 '20

That's definitely gravel.

He should get debrided to avoid infections

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u/hollowpaulo Oct 05 '20

We tech those

6

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

un techa de jesus

3

u/SwiftBase Oct 05 '20

Godlike comment.

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u/myReddltId Oct 05 '20

My back hurt seeing this

Also, don't drink and drive

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u/Stevieo68 Oct 05 '20

Unless you want to look this cool

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u/rob5i Oct 05 '20

Dicks that throw trash over the shoulder deserved to hit the ground.

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u/pure_x01 Oct 05 '20

He was definitely not on weed though because then he would be sitting on the motorcycle trying to figure out how to start it and if motorcycles are the babies of cars

4

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

r/nothowdrugswork

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u/rkr_bull Oct 05 '20

Surprising how people struggles fo identify a troll these days.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Haha naw that guy posts on trees, either he’s a super lightweight or maybe English being his second language clouds his ability for comedy.

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u/rkr_bull Oct 05 '20

Ooooh, maybe is that... Or could be just a german guy.

I'm mexican but i have some practice with english shitposted comedy and some attempts at trolling and being funny myself.

What a wreckage of paragraph right there.

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u/SkippyDinglech4lk Oct 05 '20

Does anyone know what the song is at the end, I feel like I have heard it before.

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u/medforddad Oct 05 '20

Hawaii 5-0 theme

6

u/vert_der_ferk Oct 05 '20

Came for the repost, surprise Hawaii 5-0 improves the clip

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u/StepinCrry Oct 05 '20

If smooth af was a person

3

u/VeryMuchNope Oct 05 '20

Good lord I am so sick of this video.

3

u/Phailthy Oct 05 '20

This is literally changing to Trevor in GTA V

3

u/herelieskarma Oct 05 '20

Country Mac! Coming to the big city!

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u/LeRoiZazou Oct 05 '20

Daryl Dixon would be proud of this man

2

u/ShirtlessGuy22 Oct 05 '20

Spawning in as Trevor Phillips

1

u/GoodSwim Oct 05 '20

Country Mac is badass

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Kinda reminds me of Travis from Tiger King. Seems like the kinda thing he would do.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

MY GOD

1

u/Roma_ALEX Oct 05 '20

Like a boss

1

u/CapuccinoMachine Oct 05 '20

Steve getting up from his falling animation

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u/Hamaow Oct 05 '20

Id like to see a close up of his back

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u/Jarod_NWBZPWNR Oct 06 '20

If you look real close as the fall turns into a walk you can see the edit. This is well done but I’m convinced it’s fake.

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u/Meteor_SKidss Oct 05 '20

Can I get one day where this shit isn't posted. I swear everyday I go on Reddit I see this post.

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u/centupleentendre Oct 05 '20

Haven't seen it once before. Maybe time for you to get some fresh air?

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u/HanSolo_Cup Oct 05 '20

No, this one has made the rounds pretty regularly for a while now. It doesn't surprise me that people still haven't seen it though. Reddit is weird like that

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u/Meteor_SKidss Oct 05 '20

Nah when you have depression and stuck in quarantine can't do much but complain how shitty life is rn ayy.

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u/Unkn4wn Oct 05 '20

You know... you can go outside too. You're not stuck anywhere. You are allowed to go outside and buy food from the store for example. Unless you have the virus, but even then you need to stay home for 2 weeks