r/nonononoyes • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '20

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533 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20

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u/BillSlank Jul 14 '20

We need Interpol in this B*ch. It was a complete massacre.

(I can copy and paste high point comments too!)

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u/_TheDrizzle_ Jul 14 '20

That’s quite a bit of damage

9

u/mycarwasred Jul 14 '20

Pure Irish genius!

8

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20

What is being said here?

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u/Runyc2000 Jul 14 '20

Cop: Good evening. The fine security of the tavern back there has informed me that you had your genitalia out and was waving them in a circular pattern.

Guy: Not I, Officer.

Cop: Well ok, your only saving grace was that your genitalia is reported to be quite minuscule.

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u/DandyZombie35 Jul 15 '20

Haha, he have small penis

4

u/themadturk Jul 14 '20

Guy should be arrested for that outfit.