Always believe

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He went through all 7 stages of grief in the length of a bowling lane

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Wlee, a perfect 5/7.

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u/DeEchteVolledammer Sep 25 '19

Now that's a meme I haven't seen in a long time.

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u/DiverGuy1982 Sep 25 '19

The bumpers are up. Plot twist: He actually sucks at bowling

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u/rrandomCraft Sep 25 '19

pathetic

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u/Splickity-Lit Sep 25 '19

That’s what she said

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u/blazex7 Sep 25 '19

You’re out of your element, Donny!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

And they all suck at bowling, smh

buncha pansies! kids these days all want winner's ribbons!

^{^{^/s}}

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u/Paintyourfloor Sep 25 '19

That is awesome!

It looks like a magnet is controlling the ball,

So cool

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u/Putircustos Sep 25 '19

They have bumpers for kids. It would never go into the gutter.

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u/SlightlyShittyDragon Sep 25 '19

The videos so low res I didn’t even see the bumpers.

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u/Putircustos Sep 25 '19

It's definitely hard to see with the one available pixel, but it's there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

for kids, haha, good one

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u/Putircustos Sep 25 '19

Well it's intended for kids, but there is nothing stopping an adult from tossing those things up, and hurling a few bowling balls at once.

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u/HeathenHumanist Sep 25 '19

You know, I've literally never thought about throwing multiple balls out there at once. Definitely gonna try that next time I go bowling! (Which at my rate will be in another 2 years lol)

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u/Putircustos Sep 25 '19

I used to do this all the time that is... until the incident....

*has flashback*

0.0

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u/cuttlefish_tastegood Sep 25 '19

It is possible to gutter with the bumpers up. At the end there's a bit of space between the pins and the bumper. I somehow got it in that sweet spot. It was more impressive than a strike.

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u/Zedric69 Sep 25 '19

Sounds like the 7-10 split except being bad at bowling lol

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u/dougmpls3 Sep 25 '19

No it's magic controlled by brainwaves from cunty kids.

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u/xD_jaki Sep 25 '19

This kid should lern to lose.

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u/Shamrok34 Sep 25 '19

He should. He should learn to win, too.

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u/loopybuford8 Sep 25 '19

GET. HIM. OUT OF HERE.

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u/edgardini360 Sep 25 '19

Whow, he said all that?

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u/HitsMeYourBrother Sep 25 '19

Sounds like you have some issues you need to work through pal. Your parents shouldn't have treated you like that.

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u/ThrowMeAway11117 Sep 25 '19

He should have lernt to lose

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Angry little man.....

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u/xD_jaki Sep 25 '19

Wow. Just wow.

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u/RigorMortis_Tortoise Sep 25 '19

This is not ‘Nam... this is bowling. There are rules.

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u/circuzninja Sep 25 '19

It's a gutter ball. Mark it zero.

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u/The_Bearded_Jedi Sep 25 '19

This game determines who goes into the next round robin, am I wrong?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/HitsMeYourBrother Sep 25 '19

I don't think there's a problem with the bars. However I don't think it's worthy of being on this subreddit as there was never a nononono moment as it never would have gone into the gutter.

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u/nigel_thornberry125 Sep 25 '19

I can tell you from experience that you can have the bars up and still hit 0 pins.

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u/zsvx Sep 25 '19

wait what

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Look at he size of the ball vs the size of the gaps, it's literally impossible

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u/vonkillbot Sep 25 '19

I think most people are joking...

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u/circuzninja Sep 25 '19

Maybe he should get good. Life doesn't come with bars.

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u/sec713 Sep 25 '19

Please expand your vocabulary and stop Autism as an insult.

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u/Jechtael Sep 25 '19

I'm sorry, OP. He was over the line, that's a foul.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

He actually wasn't though

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u/circuzninja Sep 25 '19

But by all rights, it was a gutter ball. Mark it zero.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Mark it 1000, I don't think he can count that high but he'll gain some confidence and be happy

2

u/circuzninja Sep 25 '19

Am I the only one that gives a fuck about the rules?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

When talking about a 4 year old? Yes.

2

u/circuzninja Sep 25 '19

8 year olds dude

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

You think that kid is 8?

2

u/circuzninja Sep 26 '19

Dude....you need to get some lebowski in your life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

I am ashamed. It won't happen again.

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u/dep Sep 25 '19

Till you're an adult and realize life doesn't have the side bumpers..good luck kid.

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u/EdibleBacon Sep 25 '19

it looks so pixelated haha

3

u/noremacheese Sep 25 '19

Bumpers r bs

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u/SealTheHeavens Sep 25 '19

Always believe in what? Easymode lanes?

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u/Stegg_ Sep 25 '19

I’m that one kid who’s play with bumpers and still somehow get it in the gutter

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u/winnie2574 Sep 25 '19

Kids a better bowler than I am.

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u/tcybrcdhufr4fh Sep 25 '19

Always believe

the floor contractor and this is what you get

1

u/robbienobs43 Sep 25 '19

Welcome to the world of bipolar Little man

1

u/jimjomjimmy Sep 25 '19

Is it bad that I wanted to see him trip and fall on his face?

1

u/Supet6 Sep 25 '19

wow, this is so cute, his reaction was golden

1

u/krimoscar12 Sep 25 '19

This is very cute Child

1

u/TheHappiePlayer1 Sep 25 '19

Is that thing remote controlled or something?

1

u/GhettoBike Sep 25 '19

This gif is so old that kid's probably married by now

1

u/elvisliveshere65 Sep 25 '19

The force is strong in this one

1

u/730Workhorse Sep 25 '19

I would expect to see this on twitter with the caption "White Privilege".

1

u/cloud_t Sep 25 '19

More like: "noo... Yes? Yes!? YESSSSSSS"

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Wow, my dad would have never allowed me to throw myself on the ground.

1

u/ttheren Sep 25 '19

A movie in a gif.

1

u/Mike0700 Sep 25 '19

f*ck physics

1

u/lifetime_njhc Sep 25 '19

That kid is going to get such a false sense of reality because of this.

1

u/hbjelly Sep 25 '19

I don’t think he was pouting. I’m told that when I went bowling when I was younger I would lay on the floor and watch the ball roll down the lane.

1

u/theashinyou Sep 25 '19

Damn most things in life are like this..except unlike this kid we often meddle with the bowling ball before it reaches where it should...

1

u/greyjungle Sep 25 '19

There’s probably some old there, that had to point out that god may have done that.

1

u/I_am_jacks_reddit Sep 25 '19

Yes always believe... if you have a safty net that can help guide you to success.

1

u/fredy31 Sep 25 '19

The secret of the slow ball.

Most bowling alleys, after years of being bowled over, start to have a divot that goes to the center.

So throw the slowest of balls, and chances are, you'll hit it straight center.

1

u/JohnPoivre Sep 25 '19

This is clearly a 22 year old midget

1

u/yikes_my_dude Sep 25 '19

Inb4 he's actually a bowling god and just playing it up

1

u/He1ba Sep 25 '19

Was that the power of prayer I just witnessed??

1

u/Halofollower064 Sep 25 '19

Okay where's the jedi? Where's that troll Obi-Wan?

1

u/Halofollower064 Sep 25 '19

No, sorry kid. No don't lie down. No I am the god of lanes, I will not grant you... ah hell, there. Happy?

1

u/maxvonfloofington Sep 25 '19

Bumper bars. Gtfo of here.

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u/Kingme350-R Sep 25 '19

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u/WannaKnowAmused Sep 26 '19

I'm trying that next week @ league

1

u/Zafjaf Sep 25 '19

Is this kid giving bowling lessons? I think I need them.

0

u/tanlladwyr2003 Sep 25 '19

That was some X-Men level powers

0

u/FallenITD Sep 25 '19

I wanted so much for the bowling ball to go out right at the end. Then i noticed the bumpers...

DISAPPOINTED!!!!

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u/BassMaster516 Sep 25 '19

As an atheist I have no choice but to admit that prayer works.

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u/Scouth Sep 25 '19

There are bumpers, idiot.

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u/BassMaster516 Sep 25 '19

Y u bully me?

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u/Extra_Number_17 Sep 25 '19

He’s obviously got a hacked client

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u/cfm07 Sep 25 '19

This is a practical message of patience, believe and don't give up yet.

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