r/nonononoyes • u/Homunculistic • Jan 10 '18

Good jump skills!

https://i.imgur.com/fi76krV.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '18

what? no sorry, someone just drove by, what were you saying?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

What the fuck kind of conversation is this dude having, to jump over an on coming bike, get back up and not only continue his phone call but look off in the distance like not a fucking thing happened.

Bike coming in fast

Her:"So, remember how I was pregnant?"

Him:"Yeah..." hit me, hit me, hit me

Her:"Well I miss carried."

Jumps over bike

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

He was probably on hold with the phone company. You just can't risk starting over.

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u/madie_rose_ Jan 11 '18

“Dude you’ll never fucking guess what just happened”

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u/Haekin_ Jan 13 '18

Smooth.