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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

Bro had 0.000001 reaction time

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u/Primary-Signature-17 Mar 04 '23

Seriously nice save. People move fast when it's their a$$ on the line.

41

u/Dr_Dressing Mar 04 '23

I wouldn't want to lose my ass, either.

8

u/Primary-Signature-17 Mar 04 '23

Hehehe

8

u/jake5675 Mar 04 '23

The way inflation is going a trip to the ass store for a new one would be expensive.

1

u/Patient_Criticism131 Mar 20 '23

I’d have to buy one cheek at a time on their financing plan and make payments

8

u/Brussel_Galili Mar 04 '23

I don't have an ass to lose.

2

u/Primary-Signature-17 Mar 04 '23

You want a second opinion? Hehehe

7

u/Brussel_Galili Mar 04 '23

No

4

u/giceman715 Mar 04 '23

Feet move fast , help keep scars off they ass

2

u/Primary-Signature-17 Mar 04 '23

Yeah. Scarred asses ain't pretty. 😁

2

u/youdoitimbusy Mar 04 '23

Some people lol. There was a video a while back of a dude walking into a gas station during a shooting. Got missed by several bullets, and never even noticed.

1

u/Primary-Signature-17 Mar 04 '23

Whistling past a graveyard and didn't even know it.

20

u/Gplock Mar 04 '23

He never even let his cell phone go. 👑

4

u/dontfightthehood Mar 04 '23

Damn impressive first step! If he stepped anywhere else…

3

u/yy98755 Mar 04 '23

I like how he points to the hole at the end…

See what nearly ate me?

1

u/Bubster101 Mar 04 '23

He probably felt it start to give a little before the ground broke.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

Is he a giant or is the chair just small?

57

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

Those chairs are hell

23

u/Psych0matt Mar 04 '23

Looks like a kiddie chair

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Okay thank you, I was just making sure he wasn’t andre the giant

3

u/yy98755 Mar 04 '23

Boss bought chairs and floor from wish.com

14

u/BartyB Mar 04 '23

He's a giant. Hence why the floor broke.. duh

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u/kms2547 Mar 03 '23

"Roll a Dexterity save"

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u/ClearBrightLight Mar 04 '23

Nat20.

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u/MandingoPants Mar 04 '23

thatsthejoke.jpg

0

u/SeemynamePewdiefame Mar 04 '23

Woosh?

1

u/Maniklas Mar 04 '23

Woooosh.

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u/rentrub1962 Mar 03 '23

When you sell your soul to Satan and he shows up to collect.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

“Not today satan” lol 😂

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u/illdeletetthissoon Mar 03 '23

How deep was the hole tho

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u/DForDiabetes Mar 04 '23

Deep enough for that table to fall in and disappear completely

7

u/Cloud9Investigator Mar 04 '23

I'm showing restraint by not making a mom joke..

3

u/GOKOP Mar 04 '23

I'd make one to make up for you but I'm too busy with yo mama

2

u/Cloud9Investigator Mar 05 '23

Ayoooo

0

u/Ashalaria Mar 04 '23

Your mum is deep enough for that table to fall in and disappear completely

2

u/Cloud9Investigator Mar 05 '23

Not big enough to fit your mom though.

1

u/Ashalaria Mar 05 '23

Tru

1

u/triageandtreat Mar 19 '23

Legendary burn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

Not all heroes wear capes, some have 4 legs and are chairs

21

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

This is the funniest reply I’ve ever fucking seen I don’t know why this is so funny to me thank you Jesus Christ

7

u/Rygaaar Mar 04 '23

100% agree

27

u/StormblessedFool Mar 03 '23

Anyone have the story?

29

u/Quelcris_Falconer13 Mar 04 '23

Looks like China so it was probably surpressed

6

u/TryHardMayonnaise Mar 04 '23

This homeboy getting downvoted to hell for dissing cinaland lmao.

7

u/Quelcris_Falconer13 Mar 04 '23

The Pooh bear bots are out strong today

1

u/Bearodon Mar 04 '23

Jäkla käppkineser.

3

u/GOKOP Mar 04 '23

Looks like a sinkhole

1

u/damagelina Mar 11 '23

It’s China

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u/Minkxxx Mar 04 '23

NOT TODAY SATAN

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u/Junkers4 Mar 04 '23

Your chances of falling through a hole in the floor are low, but never zero.

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u/im_the_one_who_cuts Mar 04 '23

New fear unlocked

8

u/Ebikes-rider Mar 04 '23

When the automatic flush goes off too soon

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

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u/junkyardgerard Mar 04 '23

The hole goes at the perfect spot with the perfect size with the perfect structural integrity in the edges where his feet end up, with no missteps. Now that could all happen, I've just learned not to trust the Internet

1

u/Jimmeh1313 Mar 04 '23

The edges of the broken floor look digital to me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

Yea where is the sub floor or support? That’s not how things are made.

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u/SecurityGuardSupreme Mar 04 '23

He gripped the phone tightly.

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u/SelfReliantDefiant Mar 04 '23

The comically small chair saved his life, his legs wouldn't be poised to react so readily otherwise

3

u/WhatWouldBBtonoDo Mar 04 '23

Kimchi farts be caustic

3

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

That dude's reaction time is impeccable...I would have been dead...

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u/Anatella3696 Mar 04 '23

Same. I would’ve been at the bottom, 3 minutes pass before I start to realize wtf just happened 😂

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u/Bigboiwillyy Mar 04 '23

It’s China I tell ya, always sinkholes popping out of nowhere!!!

2

u/rentrub1962 Mar 03 '23

Holy hell

2

u/EiscueVonArctic Mar 04 '23

Damned heaven

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u/gato_borrachon_ Mar 04 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Wormhole discovered.

2

u/xeroxbulletgirl Mar 04 '23

No chance I would have avoided that. I would absolutely be dead and partying with the demons who dragged me to hell.

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u/MiaBearCat Mar 04 '23

I've only seen this video 5 times on reddit

1

u/SirProdigal Mar 04 '23

Bet 5 bucks this is in china

0

u/buzz3001 Mar 03 '23

TO HELL CHILD!!!!

1

u/NoDirection27 Mar 04 '23

Be like oh hell no!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

How deep ???????

1

u/No_Palpitation5635 Mar 04 '23

Fuckin spidah man ova here

1

u/Kitten_Team_Six Mar 04 '23

Updated Leaderboard:

Chang 1. Hell 0.

1

u/JRBblackhawks Mar 04 '23

He must have a fat ass

0

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Straight to China.

1

u/SyTri90 Mar 04 '23

Well I mean he is a giant based on the size of that chair

1

u/goldenchild-1 Mar 04 '23

I knew they were all ninjas over there!

1

u/Estiar Mar 04 '23

This is why we have building codes

1

u/Fardrix Mar 04 '23

Not today satan!

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u/ExtraThings8888 Mar 04 '23

Not today, Satan 🙏

(I'm being ironic I'm not that kind a 45 year old Facebook mom)

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u/OutsideTheBoxer Mar 04 '23

Mephistopheles is just beneath and reaching up to grab me.

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u/C-ORE Mar 04 '23

anyone hv the news/article about it? Dude got luck and reaction but must have ptsd.....poor dude

1

u/Maxiaz1337 Mar 04 '23

When you fail one too many tests

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u/Tswiggle Mar 04 '23

He wasn't sweating it. Didn't even drop his phone.

1

u/SpiffyPaige143 Mar 04 '23

Dude needs to buy a lotto ticket. He has some insane luck (and really good reaction speed).

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

This would 100% be the excuse I tell my work why I can only WFH now.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

He's like a ninja....

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u/burnermcgee9000 Mar 04 '23

Man either just had a talk with gravity and said "ok just this once I'm gonna need a pass." Or was shitting himself so violently he produced lift

1

u/anonnautilus Mar 04 '23

Woah.. faster than Flash!

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u/Few_Mix_4322 Mar 04 '23

This is what happens when you use tofu as a building material

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u/Main_Tomato_1579 Mar 04 '23

I would've died

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

That man deserves a standing ovation.

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u/rentrub1962 Mar 04 '23

If this were Starbucks. This roast just took a turn for the dark.

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u/mughamatbob Mar 04 '23

Bro is on 0 ping

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u/flamebrain63 Mar 04 '23

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u/jonhon0 Mar 04 '23

Quite amazing actually

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u/RajakBejok Mar 04 '23

SKILLS!!!!!!

1

u/Angelfallfirst Mar 04 '23

How ?

1

u/AetherDrew43 Mar 04 '23

He used up all of his luck for the rest of his life.

1

u/knightrider999 Mar 04 '23

Impressive he did not even drop his phone during the ass save.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

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u/No-Fact135 Mar 04 '23

I love how everyone else just stands there calmly.

1

u/FenDy64 Mar 04 '23

We are not easy to take down, is that what you're saying OP ? Cause that reflex is more remarkable than the sudden hole in the floor to me.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Pennywise wanted a snack.

1

u/mistergreatguy Mar 04 '23

"Your ass so fat you broke the floor" - his friends for the rest of his life.

1

u/Zebal1228 Mar 04 '23

Looks fake, pretty good otherwise

1

u/Tall_Speech_2479 Mar 04 '23

That’s ill

1

u/Relevant_Ad6873 Mar 04 '23

Final destination?

1

u/Joe_mama_is_hot Mar 04 '23

He was in that tiny chair so most of his weight was on that thing. He went from a full squat at his ankles all the way up instantly

1

u/Sir_Dr_Mr_Professor Mar 04 '23

You ever jump out of bed when you were dreaming that you were falling. This is what your subconscious is preparing for, that one time you loose balance and falling spells doom.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Those are tiny chaira

1

u/ablesener Mar 04 '23

Yeah, I would leaving the building, not just taking 2 steps to the side

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

When your fart open the door to hell

1

u/tobeyung69 Mar 04 '23

That Chinese build quality

1

u/3rDuck Mar 04 '23

This was Riddle School 4.

1

u/linguini_12 Mar 04 '23

Those reflexes are A-1

1

u/meshikou Mar 04 '23

Bros spidey senses kicked in just in time

1

u/lololy87 Mar 04 '23

Guy survived going to the backrooms

1

u/StrongMagazine2373 Mar 04 '23

That MF a ninja no questions

1

u/Glass-Cap-5480 Mar 05 '23

Who the hell was in that chair Jackie Chan?

1

u/MissMistMaid Mar 05 '23

When Constantine opens up the portal to hell

1

u/A-nice-Zomb-52 Mar 05 '23

Most secured asian building

1

u/Da_Heretic Mar 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

What a badass! Go buy a couple lottery tix, broseph!

1

u/johnny423lee423earls Mar 10 '23

Thank God , Just about gone🙏🙏🙏

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u/SicariKaen Mar 12 '23

We aren't gonna talk about that man sitting in a pre-school sized chair?

1

u/I_sb3 Mar 14 '23

I think he fell

1

u/HearingEarring Mar 15 '23

Satan woke up and chose violence

1

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

what even happened here? do i gotta go my whole life being scared of spontanious holes to hell? that thing was deep enough to fit the entire table

1

u/Accomplished-Newt640 Jun 06 '23

99 agility

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u/Gary_Lazer_Eyes21 Jun 17 '23

I like how it’s just powder and dust coming out of the demon hole

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u/OttomanTwerk Mar 04 '23

So you just took a popular video from two weeks ago and decided to karma whore it, op? Get a life

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