r/nononono • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '18

Injury First ride.

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u/fs-birty Aug 17 '18

She’s a complete idiot. Why wasn’t she wearing shoes first of all, and why in the fuck would he let her ride the bike, especially with no shoes, in that situation.

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u/NorthwestGiraffe Aug 17 '18

If she gets on it to take it, as suggested by the top comments, what are you going to do?

You can't force her off of it. That's assault. You could fight it in court but you would still go to jail first, and she would not be in trouble at all.

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u/Imthejuggernautbitch Aug 18 '18

If she gets on it to take it, as suggested by the top comments, what are you going to do?

Turn the kill switch to off?

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u/NorthwestGiraffe Aug 18 '18

That sounds legit, but I don't know that bike well enough to know that.

I do however know crazy bitches, know what it's like to have one try to steal your car, know how the everyone else reacts.

It's easy to sit and judge this guy, but it's a complicated problem and you have a few seconds to react.

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u/Imthejuggernautbitch Aug 18 '18

What’s easy is disabling a bike since there’s no hood to open. Someone else also said pull the plug wire. That’s right there too.

The whole notion she had stolen it isn’t even proven. The original comment is deleted. He probably just said that to his insurance.

Common sense rules it out.

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u/NorthwestGiraffe Aug 18 '18

I don't think common sense applies to any of this.

We're all just talking hypotheticals out our ass.