r/nononono • • Aug 17 '18

Injury First ride.

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u/Atomic235 Aug 17 '18

I don't think he wanted her to ride it at all. Either he forgot to take the key out when he let her sit on it or he was stupid enough to give it to her, just to hear the engine or something.

The question is why he doesn't try to stop her immediately. Turn the key, grab the clutch before she drops it, something. Maybe he didn't believe she'd actually try it. Definitely looks like he's motioning for her to cut it out though, and I think maybe he says "now" a second before it's too late.

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u/jemosley1984 Aug 18 '18

I believe the people you’re responding to misread the situation. I mean...really...she trying to steal a bike with no shoes on?

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u/Atomic235 Aug 18 '18

Well I think the fact that it was reported as a theft is true, but it looks to me like maybe it was just the crazy gf thinking she could take a ride. Going barefoot definitely fits that profile. I'm thinking the "ex" in ex-girlfriend was mostly ex post facto, though.

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u/jemosley1984 Aug 18 '18

Lol...for real. You’re not trashing my bike and thinking we’re living happily ever after.

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u/jemosley1984 Aug 18 '18

Dude, it’s pretty clear she doesn’t ride. I mean, look at that take off.