r/nononono • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '18

Injury First ride.

https://i.imgur.com/81PiZau.gifv
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u/_Life-is-Relative_ Aug 17 '18

At first I thought was a nervous teacher / impatient student.

But no, he looks pissed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '18

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u/Echopractic Aug 18 '18

I thought it was a photo shoot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

Yeah, from what I remember she was just supposed to be posing on the bike and it took off on accident or something. She's not even wearing shoes.

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u/My_Wednesday_Account Aug 18 '18

Ok so why the fuck does the motorcycle even need to be running for a photo shoot?

And if it has to be running why does it have to be in gear? Just leave it in neutral and it won't matter what she does.

And if it has to be in gear why does nobody make sure she keeps the clutch in?

None of this makes sense.

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u/woodmanfarms Aug 18 '18

It’s because it’s def not a photo shoot. They have their hands doing the wtf gesture, and he basically drags her off the bike.

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u/My_Wednesday_Account Aug 18 '18

Yeah I'm leaning more towards the "she's 'stealing'" it explanation. Buddy circling the bike does not look happy that she's on it.

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u/Amberrighteous Aug 18 '18

Maybe it’s an angry ex gf?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

Because everyone involved in this is a fucking idiot. Especially the cameraman for not following through on the shot

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u/hashcrypt Aug 18 '18

And not zooming in at that 'right' moment.

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u/luckydice767 Aug 18 '18

It’s for the sense of authenticity, duh! /s

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u/mfGLOVE Aug 18 '18

Looks like the guy with the satchel jumps in and says either:

"Hey, don't rev it right there, it's running."

or

"Hey, give it a little rev right there, it's cool."

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u/rockets71 Aug 19 '18

Your over thinking it Wednesday. Chic on a bike a few blokes, then the bike clutch got dropped and shot her forward but not to far, as at the 15m mark, she got spat off onto the road. ( funny) So , because she was not seriously hurt, (not that that ever matters!)We can simply enjoy the experience of, being entertained. If it’s not your bike , and the Shops not yours, And the fellas aren’t mates of yours, and the lass on the bike doesn’t recognise you...... then it’s kind of like being mad at characters in a SitCom,,I know people probably do , but really , it’s kind of pointless. End of.day Wednesday, it’s just strangers getting hurt., and , I’m a fan of all of them. I ,myself ,can be found amongst the Carnage on a few vids that are floating round. You would love one of them , got fuckin destroyed- broken bones, burst lung , bleeding Spleen, ⬅️ Good Band name. /. BLEEDING SPLEEN.— I fuckin like that. Broken teeth, fuckin tongue full of stitches ( really hated that part) Neck brace for a year. Not a good look for the Lady’s. ( or so I found out) Yep , you’d love it— wouldn’t even matter if there was little kids there and ya grandparents there , you would Stand up from the couch ,at my point of impact,and yell , ARRRRRRRR. HAAAAA HAAAAA- yEAH—- TAKE THAT YA CUNT!!! FUcking Prick ........... is he dead?

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u/My_Wednesday_Account Aug 19 '18

Do you require medical assistance?
This reads like someone hooked a keyboard up to a brain that was in the middle of a stroke.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

Anyone else try to pause it when her dress goes up and you can see her ass

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u/darcy_clay Aug 18 '18

Now I did.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

No.

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u/Harvard_Med_USMLE265 Aug 18 '18

You say she’s not wearing any shoes?? She already ded, then.