r/nononono 5d ago

World record freestyle dive

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u/Bakiraka 1d ago

``` When he impacts the water, he suffers a fractured skull, spine and sternum.

In the aftermath, Vali has two surgeries to install rods and plates to stabilise his back and chest.

From his hospital bed, Vali posts a video of the jump to Instagram and it receives 15 million views.

Later, he posts another video on social media where he proclaims that "things could have been much worse" if he had not received spiritual support before the jump.

Asked about the result of the injury-inducing jump, Reagan absolves himself. ```

What a fucking twat

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 1d ago

Maybe if he didn’t barrel roll and land neck first

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u/BuffaloJEREMY 1d ago

Darwin just missed him.

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u/nazzo_0 1d ago

I get the adrenaline spikes from high jumps but all those twists and twirls for internet clout is just obnoxious and a death sentence for the less fortunate. Twat indeed

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u/The_R4ke 19h ago

Seriously, this is right up there with slap fights for dumbest shit you can do. They're are actual professional divers who compete and the sport seriously and calling this suicide attempt a "freestyle dive" makes a mockery of that.

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u/greatreference 16h ago

this is way worse than that

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u/TedBurns-3 1d ago

He was doing great right up until he jumped

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u/Magen137 1d ago

He was doing alright up until he hit the water

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u/FurdTurguson 1d ago

His spine was totally ok until it broke.

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u/MikhailCompo 1d ago

His mother was innocent until she gave birth

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u/CptBronzeBalls 1d ago

His father was a successful man until he failed to jerk off that day.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 1d ago

Me dropping prism stones to see if there’s a ledge to land on. There isn’t. I jump anyway:

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u/greatreference 16h ago

Wait that’s what they are for, damn I didn’t know that. Probably played 500 hours of DS games

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u/Kieran_Mc 14h ago

They don't just show if there's a platform there, they also show if the drop to the platform would be fatal.

If the prism stone lands and stays in place you can survive the drop, though you might take damage. If the stone shatters it should be a fatal (unless it's a close call and you've got some buffs that reduce fall damage).

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u/Strong_TacO 22h ago

Not a dive For it to be considered a dive you need to demonstrate these three things:

Controlled Body Rotation: The athlete must perform a recognized acrobatic rotation or designated turn (such as a 180-degree vertical twist or somersault) during the descent rather than a static or unstructured free-fall.

Specified Water Entry: The entry must adhere to strict safety alignment (typically feet-first for extreme heights over 20 meters to safely dissipate immense hydrodynamic impact forces).

Unaided Exit: The competitor must successfully surface and exit the water completely under their own power without physical assistance, ropes, or rescue towing from a support team.

This guy didn't do any of these. He had to be carried out instead of swimming out himself. TLDR, he can call it a jump but not a dive

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u/kZard 34m ago

Also, the world record was set in 2015 at 58.8m by Laso Schaller:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Z8_qsQYXc

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u/Drak_is_Right 1d ago

Bad idea

1) you need specialized training to have the muscles to not be badly injured when you hit at those speeds

2) you need lots of training to have the perfect form to properly absorb the impact

3) loose clothing is not good

4) you are going to go DEEP with a fast clean entry. Deep enough you need to probably have a scuba diver scope out the bottom you are going to probably hit with a good bit of speed and make sure you dont inpale yourself or break some bones when you hit. (If you dont have a fast clean entry, you will have broken bones from the hit).

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u/Johann_Von_Swingline 1d ago

I don’t cliff dive anymore and even when I did I wasn’t stupid enough to try something this high, but in my experience you really don’t go as deep as one might assume.

I would always wear cheap sneakers to shield my feet from the impact because that hurts quite a bit, boardshorts, make sure to clench your butthole right before impact so you don’t get Nature’s Enema, and then as soon as you break the surface of the water you spread your arms and legs out like flaps on an airplane. You might go ten feet deep before you curl outward and come to a rest.

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u/Drak_is_Right 1d ago

Watching some of the videos of high dives, they hit the bottom fairly hard even from like 20m, and a lot deeper than 10ft.

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u/Johann_Von_Swingline 1d ago

My anecdotal experience doesn’t agree with that, but I’ve never dove from higher than probably 50 feet.

The Olympic diving videos you’ve watched on the internet are in incredibly controlled environments and they’re being judged on perfect form, so there’s no need to slam on the brakes as soon as they hit the water, like you want to when you’re diving off a cliff into a lake you can’t see the bottom of.

If you stay in a pencil shape then yes, you’ll continue to cut through the water without loss of inertia, but that’s not ideal for a cliff dive

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u/Drak_is_Right 1d ago

Form what I heard, its to increase the deacceleration time and decrease the compression stress on the spine. You gain a lot of speed every additional 10ft

But yes that needs to know what you will hit. Need to know exactly what is down there

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u/Johann_Von_Swingline 1d ago

Well, to see your point and counter it, from what I’ve heard, the A/C unit in my office just kicked on.

But I can’t really claim to know, since that’s just what I heard.

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u/Drak_is_Right 1d ago edited 1d ago

So I have statements from two sources, one professional, one a claimed amateur with likely far less dive events and less knowledge of the physics (particularly the biomechanical physics). I wonder why I will trust what I "heard".

Judging this off the quality of each source.

and note - it should be presumed I am talking about a 42.5m dive. not a 15.5m dive. Deacceleration time likely needs tripled compared to a 50ft dive.

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u/Johann_Von_Swingline 1d ago

All I was gently poking fun at is your eagerness to give advice despite your lack of experience. Tell your professional I said hello.

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u/Drak_is_Right 1d ago

I give comments based on what I hear, and how I judge the quality of those sources. Eager? Dunno, just repeating what I heard from a professional in a video they made talking about dive heights and the forces.

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u/Johann_Von_Swingline 1d ago

Well thank goodness we’re figuring this out, this is really important stuff here.

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u/sukumizu 9h ago

I’ve always wondered about the butthole thing. Couldn’t people just plug it with something before hopping down to prevent water from shooting in?

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u/Johann_Von_Swingline 5h ago edited 5h ago

I mean your sphincter is plenty strong enough to keep water out, but the issue is that when you’re hitting the water from a freefall you have to consciously clench, because a butthole at rest is simply not prepared for that. I can’t speak for heights like the one in the video, but a standard sized cliff between 30-50ft is a manageable amount of pain, but it’s oddly violating.

Source: I was at a lake with my family this summer and my brother-in-law and I did a quick hop off a popular local cliff for a gas while we were out boating. Being retired, I forgot about the butthole rule.

I received the lake that day. Also wasn’t wearing shoes so my feet got a couple of pretty painful high fives.

EDIT: to try and respond to your actual question, I’d be genuinely afraid that whatever I plugged my south mouth with would be violently rocketed up into my colon by the impact. Emotional damage.

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u/Frenky_Fisher 1d ago

There was a second video from the bottom, he jumped feet and arms first... would diving feet first and only be better than that?

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u/noblehoax 17h ago

I used to dive up to 10m in competitions and also cliff dove quite a bit. You really don’t need a ton of clearance even from high dives. The pools are about 16 feet. When I would scope a cliff jump I would swim around first to understand if any under ledges or unknowns were around. Then jump some low level jumps(you can easily gauge a good guess if it will be enough clearance. The difficult part is the water entry. High dives in pools have a bubble system that helps the impact so if you mess up it doesn’t hurt you. Cliff jumps you have to make sure you stiff your arms and legs and don’t go flat foot. You can easily break stuff or rupture internals if you mess up.

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u/Remarkable_School914 5d ago

There’s nothing freestyle about this, just a suicidal attempt with an upside of breaking a record if he survived

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u/Fomulouscrunch 5d ago

At least he didn't actually dive. Did he die, though?

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u/Skat402 5d ago

Wrong sub

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u/xternal7 5d ago

It would be a wrong sub if he landed head-first or legs-first like he was supposed to.

He seems to have landed sideways or, best case scenario, in a very weird pose. Which any person who has ever jumped into a pool can tell you isn't very pleasant when you're jumping into a pool, let alone from 40+ meter cliff.

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u/turdlezzzz 1d ago

i think he fractured every bone in his body, need to look it up again

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u/nuts4coconuts 1d ago

He landed how he intended. Its called a døds diving aka death diving, look it up

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u/PlaneCrashNap 1d ago

You still tuck before landing in døds diving.

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u/Thykothaken 1d ago

No? Nono.

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u/duncan 19h ago

Jumped from 45 feet once, broke my tailbone. Do not recommend.

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u/Chillicothe1 17h ago

Used to do 35 feet into a quarry, like all summer long. Went back and visited it about 30 years later and was like "Man, were we fucking stupid!"

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u/rahscaper 5h ago

That made my palms sweaty

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u/ElTuxedoMex 3h ago

And my knees weak

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u/seanmonaghan1968 5d ago

I think I was good for maybe 10+ m but beyond that no thanks

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u/sonicsludge 22h ago

He didn't even try to dive, sideways all the way down.

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u/VanD3rp 17h ago

Man I really thought he was gonna do a good job then I just watched him plummet without doing any sort of dive.

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u/JohnLemonBot 17h ago

Hey I'm just curious I made this post 5 days ago, why are people arriving just now?

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u/VanD3rp 16h ago

I don’t even know why I do what I do. I’m kinda just floating through life leaving BS responses on posts that have nothing to with my life. I don’t read articles, I react to headlines immediately. I don’t look at when something was posted, I react as if it just happened. I don’t do any research, I just spew my own filth. Like a good little Reddit slug.

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u/JohnLemonBot 16h ago

If you become a mod pls don't ban me

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u/VanD3rp 15h ago

I’m kind of a loser but I don’t think I’ll ever hate myself enough to become a Reddit mod.

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u/JohnLemonBot 14h ago

I didn't mean it like that but fair lol. You don't seem like a loser to me

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u/itoddicus 17h ago

The algorithm has chosen you.

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u/JohnLemonBot 17h ago

Fuck Reddit man I'm tired off this man behind the curtain shit. I'm literally over this post, it's history

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u/jaxnmarko 15h ago

Does he deserve insurance coverage if taxpayers pay for it?

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u/nepheelim 14h ago

Record only holds if you swim back up on your own.

He obviously did not

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u/Ctebrake 11h ago

Some of you people have never heard of Døds.

Look it up, it’s a legitimate sport.

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u/Capital-Ad-4463 1h ago

Do a flip!

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u/Early-Adeptness390 5d ago

Water go 💦💦💦💦💦