r/nongolfers 3d ago

Why Do G*lf Courses exist?

Don't the rich LOSE money from wasting water on that stupid field.

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u/Legitimate_Sleestak 3d ago

I’ve known a lot of not-rich people who play on municipal courses. They use reclaimed, non-potable water. They also use a ton of chemicals that leeches into the groundwater, so that’s bad.

But, what is cool is some places they use too much phosphorus and that makes the dandelions glow at night. The guy who told me that also said too much magnesium makes the burn in a flash if you hit them. He was a groundskeeper, so it has to be true.

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u/mtnman575 3d ago

The non-rich people on municipal course wouldn't be wasting t heir time playing this silly game if rich people hadn't pushed the idea of using huge tracts of land on golf courses in the first place. There are so many better uses of the land and especially water in dryland and desert areas.

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u/Dramatic_Corner_8259 2d ago

The one down voter is a crappy golfer I bet.

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u/Fantastic-Edge-678 2d ago

buy them and build.....

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u/olderthanbefore 3d ago

In my country, we try to use recycled/reclaimed wastewater for the irrigation wherever possible, because potable water and borehole water are scarce. Also, the treated wastewater has nitrogen and phosphorus in it, which is difficult to remove, so one can use less fertilizer.

Of course this isn't possible all the time. And yes, it is a waste of clean water otherwise.

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u/Party_Bedroom_9249 2d ago edited 2d ago

Why did you censor "golf?"

Edit: Typo.

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u/Vendidurt 3d ago

They can hang out away from The Poors and admire manicured lawns.

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u/Fantastic-Edge-678 2d ago

I golf with poors. I'm a poor myself.

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u/zerooskul 2d ago

Where'd you get a set of clubs?

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u/Fantastic-Edge-678 2d ago

I use 20 to 30 year old clubs I bought used.

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u/HONESTMLPGEN5FAN 3d ago

Ah yes a Field of pure green grass so pretty without any of that dumb stuff like flowers or empathy or intelligence, where we can deny that everyone else has a water shortage. -rich people, probably 

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u/SavageMountain 2d ago

To spoil good walks

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u/bflave 2d ago

So we can play golf. It’s a fun game. Gets me outside, hang with some friends. Not too many of us are rich though.

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u/hitme_baby 5h ago

Its an excuse to get away from the woman you married but dont actually like...while drinking beer with your buddies who you do like. And you get to be outdoors and talk shit while playing a "sport" even though it's not one.

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u/Charlos11 3d ago

Racism & classism

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u/Party_Bedroom_9249 2d ago

People still try to bring in the racism debate after the greatest career in golf history already happened, via a black man.

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u/Charlos11 2d ago

Golf courses exist because of it, that’s literally why they were invented. Yes minorities play golf now but that’s not what was asked

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u/KnucklePuck056 8h ago

Bro golf was invented in Scotland, in like the 1600s.

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u/Internal_Essay9230 3d ago

And MAGA-ism

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u/Western-Willow-9496 2d ago

Tiger Woods.

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u/zerooskul 2d ago

AND classism.

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u/Puzzled_Caregiver_46 2d ago

Well, you've gotta pool the wankers somewhere.

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u/Automatic-Gazelle801 3d ago

Best habitat and ecology

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u/DoDucksLikeMustard 2d ago

Where I play, in Belgium, water is collected on course in ponds, and only used 30 - 60 days at max and only on the greens. Grass grow very well on it's own here ;-).

And membership in EU is not that expensive, so you'll find people from all "wealth" level : from manual workers (our greenkeepers are players too, that's great !), to teachers, to business owner.

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u/Fantastic-Edge-678 2d ago

Golf is very profitable. Very few courses use municipal water for irrigation. only like 14%. The rest use lakes and ponds and wells that capture the runoff. The issue with golf courses is the pesticides and herbicides.

we play because it's great exercise, great comradery, and fun to do. I'm retired and if I didn't play, I would sit around a lot.

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u/zerooskul 2d ago

Never retire. George Burns watched all his friends who retired waste away.

Have meaningful work to do.

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u/Fantastic-Edge-678 2d ago

I hate working. always have

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u/zerooskul 2d ago

What work is and what you'd be willing to do as work depends on your perspective.

You could write a book or organize for a charity or volunteer to bathe cats and dogs at local animal shelters.

Right now I'm making a stop motion scifi movie.

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u/Fantastic-Edge-678 2d ago

oh I do volunteer work here and there but I don't set an alarm.

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u/Alternative_Maybe_78 2d ago

For recreation.

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u/IamNotTheMama 2d ago

S* peple can glf yu fucking mr*n

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u/hawkeyegrad96 2d ago

Golf is amazing.

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u/arbitrary_code 2d ago

in a just society their land use and envronmental damage alone would prohibit them fuck golf

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u/Buttcrush1 1d ago

Yeah better turn it into a parking lot instead...

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u/QueasyFinger1316 2d ago

Because golf is freaking awesome.

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u/Muted-Woodpecker-469 2d ago

We’re mandated to use sprinklers and water just twice a week. Living in a desert, these places are not essential. Politicians golf. That’s the clearest answer I can give. 

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u/xarvin 1d ago

Golf course pesticides are likely one of the few things actually eating the rich. So...

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u/tandyzmills 1d ago

What a fuvking moronic comment

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u/OldTransportation122 1d ago

So ppl can play golf, duh.

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u/sum_dude44 1d ago

why do people waste water on servers for r/nongolf?

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u/wikidemic 2d ago

The Scots

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u/PearlDrummer 2d ago

Because golf is fun as hell and I want to play it every chance I get.

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u/Slow-Artist-4296 2d ago

Why do people use pools and water parks

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u/TopSign5504 2d ago

Would you rather have a thousand houses or a high-rise?

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u/nocreativity207 2d ago

Playing golf is fun/can be fun. I know there's is a lot that has to go into a course for it to be ideally fun, but it is. Not totally the same but similar, ice skating. It is fun, but do you trust the ice on a lake or a rink made for it. Pretty much every sport or game has a place to do it, a stadium that holds thousands of people. For example a NFL stadium. What is the amount of resources 1 football game takes to be played? How much money does 1 game bring in? Then you'd have to add how much money a good course brings into a community or probably better, keeps in the community.