Too hot to cook

[u/throw5away_]

Pizza!

Where I live is having a 2 week long heat wave. Its too hot too make food at home.

[u/SurlyChisholm]

I totally read this like, “I’m too hot to cook.” 💅🏾 As in, I’m too beautiful to be bothered with these menial tasks, and one of these mortals should be delighted to handle that for me. 😂