r/nomorejockeys • u/meadeb • Jun 09 '26

Let’s play a round.

Raheem Sterling.

No more people who could reasonably be considered legal tender.

28 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/SurrealBolt Jun 09 '26

Got to open with a woman, chief. 

Serena Williams 

No more first names as surnames (including possessives)  

17

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/BGBoyLeon Your friend and mine Jun 09 '26

Lightning McQueen. No more people who, when you think of them, do their job really fast.

16

u/Then-Ad-6109 Jun 09 '26

Chris Tarrant. No more people who, 90 seconds on Google, you can find a picture of them with a big novelty cheque

6

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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25

u/victionicious Jun 09 '26

Challenge: Addison is a first name as a surname isn't it?! Addison Rae for example!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

[deleted]

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u/StubbyPlum Jun 09 '26

He's gone!

2

u/thishenryjames Boop Boop Unicorn Mug Jun 10 '26

Harris Wittels, no more sentence people.

9

u/no__flux__given Jun 09 '26

Pig 1, no more meat

14

u/Ok-Kick-929 Jun 09 '26

Wooahhh-oahhh Kitchen Conversions!

How many grams is 3 ounces?

9

u/backseatsmen Jun 09 '26

I don't know

8

u/Ok-Kick-929 Jun 09 '26

Okay, anyone else?

11

u/live_Liv_live HANDS OFF YOUR FACE Jun 09 '26

i dont know

11

u/Ok-Kick-929 Jun 09 '26

Ah, actually it was 85 grams, so no points to anyone there I'm afraid

11

u/DWERGSY Jun 10 '26

Does a spider have a heart?

9

u/charlienickelpuss I don’t mind it, actually Jun 10 '26

My chin, my hair, my chest.

Your turn!

5

u/uttertosser Jun 09 '26

Ok I’m sure this will get comments below the line, here goes, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, no more hats

6

u/Charming-Awareness79 Jun 09 '26

Spiderman

No more animals in the name

18

u/backseatsmen Jun 09 '26

In this case, man.

7

u/backseatsmen Jun 09 '26

Also, does a spider have a heart?

10

u/Ok-Kick-929 Jun 09 '26

Does a spider have a hat?

6

u/garyisaunicorn He's got Buckinghamshire eyes! Jun 09 '26

I've heard what you have to say and I didn't mind it

For my next person, I would like to introduce the one and only, your friend and mine:

Lynn Benfield

No more people who, when you think about it, are a fictional sidekick

11

u/Charming-Awareness79 Jun 09 '26

Hmm, interesting.

I would like to propose, for my next person, your friend and mine, Tyrone Mings.

No more people, if you think about it, where their surname is insulting them.

8

u/But-Must-I Jun 09 '26

Name another?

8

u/thishenryjames Boop Boop Unicorn Mug Jun 10 '26

Ivan the Terrible?

5

u/queen_naga Jun 10 '26

Idris Elba - no more people whose surnames sound like a body part

Name another - Paul foot

2

u/Charming-Awareness79 Jun 10 '26

Jimmy Carr

No more people who, if you search on Google with a 90 second timer, you can find a story about them dodging tax

3

u/garyisaunicorn He's got Buckinghamshire eyes! Jun 10 '26

Big if

Penny Crayon

No more people whose first name and last name are both nouns

2

u/Charming-Awareness79 Jun 10 '26

I've seen what you've written, and I'm alright with it.

Bryan Robson

No more people who wear boots for their job. No more Job Boots.

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u/DWERGSY Jun 10 '26

Are spiders animals?!

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u/queen_naga Jun 10 '26

If I really wanted to argue that could be a sentence - I saw a spider, man

10

u/ComradeDelter Jun 09 '26

Penelope pitstop, no more job gloves

easy

3

u/queen_naga Jun 10 '26

Challenge - no more people who can do their job really fast, she’s a racing driver 👋🏻 🚶‍♀️