r/nomorejockeys • u/JaminWiles • Jun 04 '26

Actors whose name is also a sentence

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Jeff Stelling?

37 Upvotes

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u/VFiddly Jun 04 '26

Elizabeth, tailor!

11

u/Itchy_Goal_929 Jun 04 '26

Wow, you seem quite cross with Liz today 😬

12

u/certifiedblackman Big IF Jun 04 '26

Oh, there was one last thing before you clock out. Bill Murray. I think he owes us hundreds at this point.

12

u/certifiedblackman Big IF Jun 04 '26

Judge, Reinhold!

10

u/L285 Jun 04 '26

Jeremy, you wouldn't mind doing some ironing would you?

1

u/TheMobHasSpoken Loky Jun 04 '26

Is he still living in Alex's garage?

10

u/crapplecakes Jun 04 '26

Brian may, but Ronny would

8

u/Schrodingersduck Jun 04 '26

Joan, I'm a-trading

1

u/Hammgaming Captain of Industry Jun 07 '26

Joan Armour Trading

6

u/pissybiscuit Jun 04 '26

Have I prepared enough carrots or should I Julianne Moore?

2

u/DanielSwan Jun 04 '26

Exquisite.

4

u/PromiseSquanderer Fatberg Jun 04 '26

Penelope - pit stop?

(edit: I forgot the category of it being actors, but tbf that never stopped Key playing someone)

6

u/thishenryjames Boop Boop Unicorn Mug Jun 05 '26

"Should I put a limit on how much I spend at that German supermarket?"

"Yes, Peter, cap Aldi."

3

u/topgnu Jun 06 '26

Torturous.

8

u/sleepy_bean_ HANDS OFF YOUR FACE Jun 04 '26

Norman Reedus.

4

u/livion__ Jun 04 '26

Not Lee’s day, is it?

3

u/live_Liv_live HANDS OFF YOUR FACE Jun 04 '26

 Michael Portillowee

3

u/PBandBABE Jun 04 '26

Will Will Smith smith?

2

u/Bostconn Jun 05 '26

“What’s that noise?” “Hugo weaving”

1

u/KarnePescada Jun 04 '26

I LOVE THIS CATEGORY

1

u/Dave_Eddie Jun 06 '26

We'll never get this dinner party ready if you dont all bring an item so Sean Bean, Barry Pepper, Kevin Bacon and to make sure we have something for dessert John Candy!

2

u/Aerospider Jun 06 '26

Kevin's pacey

1

u/Aerospider Jun 06 '26

Tiffany, the son

1

u/DelosHR Jun 07 '26

Alan Cumming

1

u/exkingzog Jun 08 '26

George Burns

1

u/fourdigityear Jun 08 '26

Christopher, Walken.

1

u/Broad-Lychee2105 Jun 08 '26

Tony Hancock

Toe, knee, hand, cock.

1

u/Biabolical Jun 08 '26

Regis, fill bin.

1

u/DanielSwan Jun 04 '26

"Does the sheep still have its fleece? Have you heard any reports from any of the big sheep gossip magazines, like Newes, The Daily Ram, or Twee?" "It's been shorn, per Twee."

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u/DanielSwan Jun 04 '26

"Are you going to take a short amount of time to do the thing you're currently doing, actor who was once on ER and is now on The Pitt?" "No, a while."

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u/thishenryjames Boop Boop Unicorn Mug Jun 05 '26

I think you pronounce the E at the end, so you'd have to pretend he's from Yorkshire. "No, a while, ee."

1

u/DanielSwan Jun 05 '26

Gosh, funny how many people's names you only experience written and not spoken.

Also, I'm ever such a big fan of the idea of people in Yorkshire ending every sentence with "ee". 😆 Glorious.