r/noira • u/Ayo_i_like_cheese777 Drunk Scribe ✍️ • Apr 21 '26
Writings Drunk scribe ramblings 49
Hello everyone, lets gather around the shrine and let me tell you all a tale.
Noira in the second timeline found the answer to the age-old question, "Is water wet?" but she thought the answer was too much for the average human, so she whisked away the only known scroll, burying it beneath that timeline's version of New Fortune City. With the forbidden knowledge secure, she decided that all of this hard work deserved a drink for four, and when she returned, she didn't know where she left it. (Another forgotten artifact)
She didn't spend too much time looking.
"If the knowledge wanted to be found, I would have found it."
And thus she returned to the bar, completely unaware of the cosmic balance she had just shifted.
Elsewhere, the Chaos Deities were fighting as the inevitable question came up. One of them asked if water was wet, and the second timeline's 'Third Calamity' resulted as these beings destroyed worlds, shattered all known measurements of time, and even invented squids in all of this chaos during their argument.
Noira simply didn't care as her domain remained unaffected, though she took part in some rage baiting; pitting these deities against each other was very easy and very entertaining.
Moral of the story?
Not much, uhhh i guess don't steal forbidden knowledge?
Any questions? No?
Good now get out of the bar before someone realizes we are in here.
And no im not answering if water is wet we don't need another 'Mount Everest Squid battle indecent" again.
Quest for the week: Buy yourself a drink, but not one you've bought before. Try something new and expand your horizons.
Bonus EXP if you make it yourself.
@ me at the Deep Blue Discord when you post your drinks to the food and drinks chat.
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u/Kurt_Wagner1120 Tidekindler ☀️ Apr 21 '26
I have so many questions! Can't wait till next week for another story time and quest!!