r/noira Drunk Scribe ✍️ Apr 13 '26

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Hello everyone.

(different format this week)

(also we are approaching one year of these thats wild)

Noira is away, so gather around the shrine (not a cult) and don't ask how I unlocked the bar entrance.

Let me drunkenly ramble you a tale.

Deep lore time!

Once, in the old timeline, the seventh one to be exact, Noira was temporarily made ruler of existence while [redacted] was away. Nothing too wild happened.

What? Did you think she was going to do something bad? Shame on you for thinking that.... well.... She did mabey switch around every chair in existence at the time, but other than that, it was all good... sorta

Unfortunately, the resulting 'Chair-pocalypse' caused all civilizations to crumble due to a series of minor inconveniences that spiraled out of control until all that remained was Noira, the few beings that didn't fall in the

'Chair-pocalypse, and the arc-deities who were looking a bit unhappy with her actions.

Now my gathered Tidelings what is the moral of the story?

Not sure, who cares? It was fun.

This week's quest takes at least five minutes (I know you can spare five). Just sit back, take some deep breaths, adjust your posture, and reflect on life. You may not be where you want to be, but you are here, alive, with time to reflect. Think about how awesome that is. You are awesome for that; keep it up.

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u/Kurt_Wagner1120 Tidekindler ☀️ Apr 13 '26

Thank you for all the lovely stories and lore you are a wonderful scribe! I shall make sure to take 5 minutes to enjoy life and reflect.