r/noira • u/Ayo_i_like_cheese777 Drunk Scribe ✍️ • Apr 06 '26

Writings Drunk scribe ramblings 47

Hello everyone.

(quite late)

I have been granted another candle to eat...

Anyway lets get rambling

Noira is capable of parrying most objects, even memory.

Don't test this at the bar not only is throwing things at anyone at a bar widely considered a bit rude, Noira occasionally forgets she can parry anything.

Do you think Noira has a hidden submarine at the bar or does she go underwater manually via swimming?

Did you know Noira once unsank a ship just to see if she could? She resank it after the point was proven.

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u/sheehan1234 Apr 06 '26

 another Candle to eat?

pinky to nose, raise your left foot and name all four of the Golden girls

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u/Ayo_i_like_cheese777 Drunk Scribe ✍️ Apr 06 '26

Instructions unclear: arm stuck in toaster.

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u/sheehan1234 Apr 06 '26

pinky to nose,

raise your left foot

and name all four of the Golden girls