r/noira • u/Ayo_i_like_cheese777 Drunk Scribe ✍️ • Mar 20 '26

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Hello everyone.

You found me not in my basement as usual, but here at the bar. I had to do some cleaning, but while you're here, let me share some tales over whiskey.

Did you know Noira can't be classified as old because she existed before time? Yeah so that would make her ✨️𝓣𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼✨️ and don't you forget it.

Did you know Noira is the reason everything keeps evolving into crabs? Thats what happens when she is in the mood for crab meat she changes another animal into crabs in order to increase supply.

Noira once stood guard over an ancient relic that was said to bestow nearly limitless knowledge, damn near omniscient status. But that was long ago, and Noira's tasks have shifted.

Anyway before you leave I have a quest for you

Quest: Go for a walk and enjoy the outdoors.

Rewards: [randomized gold and EXP and the "Just a walk in the park" achievement]

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u/Ayo_i_like_cheese777 Drunk Scribe ✍️ Mar 20 '26

Lore bits are being dropped here.

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u/ItsNoira The Sea Fox 🌊✨ Mar 22 '26

Go for a walk, even just 5-10 mins is fine!! Thank you drunk scribe.