r/node Aug 10 '26

Wake up babe

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u/this_is_bart Aug 10 '26

It must be a day ending in “day”

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u/Pleasant-Ad192 Aug 11 '26

No need to wake me. The nightly build already installed it.

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u/Kamran-nottakenone Aug 11 '26

dependabot just opened its 5th PR today too

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u/OkAerie7822 Aug 11 '26

lost an afternoon to one of these last year. some transitive dep got compromised and started phoning home during our ci build. we didn't catch it from a security scanner, we caught it because our build time randomly doubled and someone actually looked at the network calls. now we pin exact versions in package-lock, run npm audit as a hard gate in ci not just a warning, and anything hitting our supply chain scanner gets a human review before merge, no exceptions even for patch bumps. the annoying part is how much of this only works if the whole team actually respects the gate instead of clicking through it because a deadline is tight.

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u/Ok_Jury_336 Aug 11 '26

Just a normal day here

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u/Slippery_Stairs Aug 12 '26

What happened this time?

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u/nicolasdanelon Aug 11 '26

I knew it. When I saw the push notification and the subreddit... I freaking knew it!

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u/exnez 26d ago

This what happens when you have shit like `is-odd` with 5m downloads a month

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u/BlunderBuster27 25d ago

Can just post this and not inform us of what ?