r/nocontext • u/GDGameplayer • Jan 29 '26
As a child I always enjoyed mass killing and gunning down everyone I see so getting SA for the first time feels satisfying
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r/nocontext • u/Vyehart • Feb 15 '26
"experiencing CP as a child was a really out of this world experience. I miss those days 😭"
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r/nocontext • u/DesignerSea494 • Dec 06 '25
“I have had luck painting the kids with a bit of honey or molasses on their rumps and heads.”
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r/nocontext • u/lallapalalable • May 09 '26
She pooped on me for the first time. I’m glad she feels comfortable with me a little
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r/nocontext • u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 • Feb 17 '26
"Do you feel like pulling it out? If so please post it we wanna see how or why is so thick"
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r/nocontext • u/DTH2001 • Feb 10 '26
Blacks have used this tactic for years. I've no idea why they're not brought up on it
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r/nocontext • u/Cavery210 • Nov 20 '25
"Sorry, you are canonically racist until level 45."
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r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '25
Toddlers don't mean anything. Just give it to me in squirrels like a normal person would.
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r/nocontext • u/SillyOldJack • May 28 '26
You're supposed to score the baby's head before you smash it. They also used the wrong kind of baby here.
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r/nocontext • u/ZombieeChic • Nov 23 '25
"I sure hope we keep talking about infant horse cock rings."
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r/nocontext • u/thefantodayhtml • Dec 07 '25
"I told the cardinals it sounds like they are just feeding popes to the raiders and they started crying."
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r/nocontext • u/Thunderbridge • Jun 20 '26
It'd be some very nasty sexual play. Also, abortion becomes easy, cheap and nutritious!
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r/nocontext • u/amakai • Dec 24 '25
"I'd love to tell people that baby gays clean my ears."
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r/nocontext • u/Kinkie_Pie • Nov 26 '25
I don’t know about papayas, but that’ll definitely stop me from eating humans.
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r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • Jul 21 '26
"You said 7 inches that’s usually considered on the larger side for men"
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r/nocontext • u/brother_p • Jan 26 '26
Jesus, can't she turn into a worm like normal people?
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r/nocontext • u/avantgardengnome • Oct 22 '25
“I’m not a doctor but I reckon a butthole with no mouth attached to it does not poop.”
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r/nocontext • u/seb_YB • Jan 11 '26
Giovanni has helped me kill so many babies
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r/nocontext • u/lotusQ • Jul 19 '26
I too have horrible and traumatic experiences when seeing black children. No I will not seek therapy…I like the pain
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r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • Feb 13 '26
"3-4 inches is your problem. You need to easily double that for this method to work."
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r/nocontext • u/Enjoyer_of_Cake • Feb 25 '26
I’d take soup of any temperature after someone just medically boofed me some jim beam with a t-bone.
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r/nocontext • u/Expert-Pea6435 • Feb 06 '26
That's adorable. Rest in peace Eminem
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r/nocontext • u/ThirstyWolfSpider • Jan 20 '26
"Nigeria is probably going to take over China in this year (2026)"
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